Daily Archives: May 18, 2011

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Beauty Pageants for Seniors


While clearly Toddlers in Tiaras is far more disturbing, I have to say that finding out that there is a Ms. Senior America pageant in CT doesn’t sit well with me either.

Not that an elderly women can’t be gorgeous. Hell, I aspire to be one of those fabulous looking old ladies too. However, much like beauty pageants for kids, these seniors are striving to be something they are not. Continue reading

How Flaky People Are Good For The Environment

Slobs, take heed: a recent study performed by a Danish chemist shows that the same dust we hurriedly remove from all the surfaces of our home when guests visit is actually helping keep the air inside clean, reducing ozone levels by 2 to 15 percent. The scientist discovered that oil in dead human skin cells can break down ozone, which can be damaging to human lungs.  Read more here, at PopSci.com. Comment

The Subtle Art of Queue Picking

It is a mathematical fact that the shortest average wait time is to have a single queue with multiple servers. Yet there are so many institutions that insist on multiple queues with multiple servers. There is some psychology behind this though.

Multiple queues gives people the impression of a shorter queues since each queue may only have a few people in it. Would you rather wait in line with 100 people or with 10 people? It’s a trick question because you didn’t take into account the number of service points for each queue. Walt Disney figured this out long ago. But let’s take a look at the two most common multiple queue scenarios the average person faces and how to pick the right queue for those times when you aren’t dealing with someone as smart as Mr. Disney. Continue reading