Presidential Debate III: Debate With A Vengeance, and the Debate Questions we didn’t get. Continue reading
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Early and Often, not-so-Clear Channel, the Unaccountable Executive Branch Debate, an Elite obsession, the frayed ends of sanity, the secret of our non-success, the voter-fraud myth, and the Liberated Romney. Continue reading
Just when you think the Republicans have learned their lesson when it comes to speaking about all the mystical goings on inside enchanted lady-wombs, here they go again, proving that they should just come forth and say that they really believe magic storks should bring babies down from Heaven or Nova Scotia, or Xanadu, whatever. Women, yeah, you need not apply. Continue reading
Earlier today at a campaign stop in Fairfax, Virginia, President Obama rolled out his newest attack on Mitt Romney.
You see, it’s not that Mitt Romney is a pathological liar who’s willing to say or do anything to get elected. In fact, Mitt Romney is not a well man.
Mitt Romney has… Romnesia. Continue reading
The Al Smith Dinner, soup kitchen backlash, Understanding Romneynomics, Scott Brown: Terrible Person, Dinesh D’Souza: Terrible Person, Joe Walsh: Even More Terrible Person, what a billion dollars in advertising buy you, Actual Voter Fraud(!), Mitt Romney: Palling Around With Conspiracy Theorists, Castro, and it’s time for the GOP’s medicine. Continue reading
Fucking Josh. Well, we all heard what other Romney son, Tagg, wanted to do to the president during Tuesday’s debate. Haha. Oh, Tagg. That is your real name isn’t it? It’s actually “Tagg” with double the “g?” Brilliant. You’re like an ABC Family Switched at Birth conundrum co-starring the Palins of the shit-silliest Alaskan branch of American idiots. So, er, yeah, Tagg, buddy. You wanted to take a swing at the sitting POTUS? That’s a lot of entitled ball swinging there. But sure. Hey, it’s a free country. You know, when the Secret Service are done sexing up ladies in South America, we’d also like them to pay you a visit to discuss the fun-filled history surrounding acts of treason. Oh, but your brother Josh? Wow, intense much? Continue reading
The guardians of truth, Tagg Romney is a gigantic douche, it’s funny because we’re white, Romney to Bosses: tell your employees how to vote, George Washington and the Koch Brothers, and solving solar’s big problem. Continue reading
Many of us giggled our way through the night laughing incredulously at the bizarre comment Mitt Romney made during last night’s debate about needing a “binder full of women” to diversify the ranks within his gubernatorial administration. Continue reading
Income inequality is killing this country, the poor got the shaft, Vikram Pandit: Wall Street Bandit, please for the love of God make it stop, why no one is talking about Climate Change, Francois “The Socialist With The Mostalist” Hollande vs. Angela “Respect Mah Austeritah” Merkel, Romney breaks the lie speed record, a GOP Senator makes sense, random acts of supervillany, and everything you need to know about A123 Systems. Continue reading
Let’s not even check to see what Andrew Sullivan is doing. We have the feeling he’ll be watching the debate in airplane “kiss your ass goodbye” position and that’s helpful for no one. But what we can say is that according to all the pundits, everywhere, this debate could mean the difference between staying in your home come January or booking that one-way ticket to Costa Rica. Good God! Did Rush Limbaugh ever buy a home there?! Continue reading