Fucking Josh. Well, we all heard what other Romney son, Tagg, wanted to do to the president during Tuesday’s debate. Haha. Oh, Tagg. That is your real name isn’t it? It’s actually “Tagg” with double the “g?” Brilliant. You’re like an ABC Family Switched at Birth conundrum co-starring the Palins of the shit-silliest Alaskan branch of American idiots. So, er, yeah, Tagg, buddy. You wanted to take a swing at the sitting POTUS? That’s a lot of entitled ball swinging there. But sure. Hey, it’s a free country. You know, when the Secret Service are done sexing up ladies in South America, we’d also like them to pay you a visit to discuss the fun-filled history surrounding acts of treason. Oh, but your brother Josh? Wow, intense much?
Josh looks like a Terminator franchise stunt double. He’s like some Romneator T2 4000 killbot. Just what the holy hell? Are all the Romney boys colossal rage demons with the intensity of fictional genetically-altered comic book villains? If this guy had a thought bubble it would say, “YOUR INSOLENCE AND DOMINANCE OVER PLANET EARTH WILL NOT STAND, POTUS! MY FATHER, BROTHERS, AND I WILL REDUCE YOUR PUNY WORLD TO RUBBLE!” (Oh please click the link. HA! Fingies totally found it after the fact!) It is literally like they’ve never, ever contemplated that anyone would confront or stand their ground with their father. That is some pedestal to be on — one so high that your children, who sound and look much like your minions — would be so incensed and unaware of their perception as bullies that they are actually starting to fit the bill as a family full of domineering jackasses.
Is this just a simple case of a close knit family who all want to see their patriarch land in the president’s seat, OR ARE they planning to actually unleash some sort of robotic hell if things don’t pan out on election night? And by hell, we mean, start priming for the next wave of Romney sons to pick up where Mitt Romney left off? We say this because in modern day once you’ve lost a presidential race, there is no coming back, and it’s somehow scary to think Mitt Romney could be the bizarro version of a Joe Kennedy type who lures his sons into public office. Good Christ! Look what George Herbert Walker Bush gifted us!
Either way, Josh, we’re going to need you to turn down the wattage on those eyebeams, ok? You worry us.
