Mitt’s Sister Souljah moment, a debate preview, debate questions you won’t hear, the stock market: liberal friendly, manufacturing jobs: also liberal friendly, Tommy Thompson goes too far, ending women’s suffrage, the dark side of China’s economic boom, the Internet buys Joe Biden a Trans Am, George Romney aide says Mitt no George, and Romney treats his staff like children. Continue reading
Urgh. It really doesn’t get much worse than this, folks. This is one of those things that’s just so debased and boneheaded you really have to wonder what the thought process was. Early yesterday pictures circulated of Vice President Nominee, Paul Ryan, and his family, washing dishes at a soup kitchen in northeastern Ohio. Late yesterday the head of the charity confirmed the rumor that it was all a lie, and Ryan “did nothing” while there. Continue reading
A thousand words, Biden/Ryan fallout, Liberalatarians, don’t fuck with the Jews, Voter ID laws and the perception of fraud, and the cream of the crap. Continue reading
Fine-it’s fair to admit that the headline is a bit optimistic. Paul Ryan is some 30 years younger than good ol’ Joe Biden, and hey, he works out, I hear. Seriously-could a guy have less in common with the average American than Paul Ryan? The man doesn’t believe in Social Security and he’s avid about fitness? If Handsome Joe wants to win this thing, he should just slide a plate of fried mozzarella sticks paid for with a WIC card under Paul Ryan’s mug and watch him turn his nose up. Mainstream America would destroy the sumbitch who would turn down fried cheese, regardless of how it was procured. Continue reading
Smokin’ Joe Biden vs. Paul “The Randian Ravager” Ryan, RomneyLies, down goes (Wells) Fargo, not-so-Affirmative Action, Chuck Schumer has the right idea, Purple Arizona, meet the Ohio voters killing Romney’s campaign, and President Obama gay married Islam. Continue reading
The problems with generational wealth, exceptionally unacceptable foreign policy, Agenda 21 and one world government, the Etch-A-Sketch candidate, the Conservative Unisphere, more Voter Suppression investigations, Jon Husted continues to f**k that chicken, billionaire asshole sends out email; looks like asshole, the GOP comes full circle, and Fox News has gotten a little cocky. Continue reading
Do you know what happened yesterday? No? Jennifer Aniston purchased received the biggest engagement ring anyone has ever seen. No, seriously, that thing was bigger than a Pillsbury biscuit on her next-to-FU finger. Sure. Haha. No one cares about Jennifer Aniston’s diabolical plot to in-yer-face get married before Brad and Angelina. What we cared about in droves was the recent poll numbers that showed Barack Obama IS FARGING LOSING THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE! Foiled again, Aniston. Continue reading
Romney Vs. Romney, Build-A-Romney, Pulpit Freedom Sunday, Obama’s Self-Realization, Romney’s Magic Tax Plan, Mary Matalin is a hypocrite and a liar, the Tea Party criminal conspiracy, good news in Ohio, how to win an election after you lost it, and the price of gas in California. Continue reading
A message to the undecided voter, the Level 68 State Senate Candidate, Fightin’ Barack Rides Again, Wall Street pay: still nuts, Racists: also bad spellers, the case against the Baby Boomers, Paul Ryan’s debt to Barry Goldwater, Birders fight back, Coal workers: company coerced them into donating to GOP, the Abortion paradox, a tip of the hat to Scott Tipton, and a wag of the finger at Phil Gingrey. Continue reading
Oh, dear Lord. There’s a whole new word out there for Republicans who don’t believe today’s job numbers. Truthers. That’s not very creative. It would be much more impressive say they went with “Jobbers” or “Number Floggers” or “Grouchy Guys in Armchairs.” Well, whatever. They’re not the only ones. Some Democrats are saying it’s possible Mitt Romney, soul-sucking, underworld cretin, and candidate for the Presidency, may have cheated during the debate Wednesday night, Palin style!
Everyone’s walls are lined with foil today, folks. Continue reading