After just over a year of marriage, the Muppet team of Brand Perry has called it quits. Elmo, Brand’s romantic rival, is probably somewhere celebrating with a margarita made from a hand sock. Continue reading
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Where were you when you heard gestational zygote, Justin Bieber, may have tinkled his genetic material into the lady-haven of some random fan while shouting profanity and mashing hangy-bits in the Taj Mahal of bathrooms at the Staples Center in LA — thusly impregnating her with — I dunno Hubba Bubba gum and an embryo? Bieber fans called Bieliebers, like that movie about voodoo zombies and witchcraft, have taken to Twitter to unleash hell on Bieber’s Potential Baby Mama, Mariah Yeater.
We’ve all heard of degrees Celsius, meters, yards and other units of measurement. Bryan Forbes has come up with an innovative way to measure time in a relationship. A “Kardashian” represents a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage.
For those married Crasstalkers, check out this calculator and report back your Kardashian duration. Please feel free to share your views on how this heterosexual marriage better preserves the sanctity of marriage versus same sex marriage.
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I know! You are just as shocked as me. If these two slightly attractive, spunky kids can’t make their marriage work, CAN ANYONE?
First reported by TMZ, and now confirmed by Ryan Seacrest via Twitter, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband of just a few months, NBA basketball player Kris Humphries. TMZ reports that it might have had something to do with Kim not wanting to live in Minnesota. Can you blame the girl? (Don’t hit me, ginger!) Continue reading
Zombies will never die…well, duh; Republicans want Hollywood to like them, or well, just anybody; NBC attempts to copy Fox’s test answers; Tom Cruise to act his life story; and Chuck Lorre wants you to feel his pain.
Today’s Hollywood dish needs brains.
I know! A 50 year old billionaire has a PDA with a 20 year old Belgian swimsuit model, and this is news. In France! Quelle horreur!
It just goes to show how much a little YouTube combined with a little YouKnowWhat can go a long long way. Continue reading
Rosie O’Donnell has a new Chicago-based talk show which debuts next month. Her new show is going to be produced at Oprah’s Harpo Studios in Chicago’s west Loop area.
Rosie has moved her family to Chicago, and is under contract to buy a home in Wrigleyville. The six thousand square foot home, pictured here, was offered at 2.5 Million dollars.
According to the Chicago Tribune, Rosie told the audience at a test taping of “The Rosie Show,” which premieres Oct. 10, that she was buying a home in Wrigleyville. According to an audience member, O’Donnell said the seller agreed to include all of the furniture, or else she wouldn’t have bought it. The home has five bedrooms, five-plus baths, a theater room and a 2,000-square-foot roof deck.
Click here for a slideshow of the home’s interior and here for the Realtor’s listing.
Brad Pitt is doing press tours again and once more, I am reminded of how much I dislike him. I was never a big fan. I know he technically meets all the hotness criteria but he just doesn’t seem very bright. However, I didn’t actively loathe him until he started his public tour of smugness with Angelina Jolie. Brad and Angelina were clearly born on third base yet, they both seem convinced they hit a triple. Continue reading
Eddie Murphy may have to leave his donkey at home; George Lucas continues his ruination of all things nerds love; Madonna makes a comedy without even trying; Alec Baldwin still has great hair; TNT decides it needs a little more space on their roster.
Today’s Hollywood Dish will do it live!
Welcome back my friends, to another episode of Bunim/Murray Presents; The Real World, Running With Scissors! So glad you could stop by! Grab a drink, take a seat and hold on, because there’s really no need for seatbelts, and if you fall off your couch while watching tonight, you’re probably playing one of our classic Project Runway drinking games. In which case, excellent job, my friend. We all should aspire to be as committed to our craft.