Celebrities sometimes say the darnest – meaning the most awesome – things. Continue reading
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This might be Thunderdome-y, and who knows, maybe it might not be. The question at hand is, who, among the celebrity-verse, do you have a non-sexual crush on?
Some guys are not ok with the path that their hair chooses and go to unbelievable lengths to try to convince the world that everything is normal on top of their head. Some guys get good hair plugs and it’s hard to tell, but these are the men that are fooling nobody. Continue reading
Our dear CaptainSnarky recently posted an image of LL Cool J and Chris Dorner remarking on their resemblance and noting that he’d bang Dorner silly if he wasn’t, you know, a psycho killer.
Snark’s confession has prompted me to come out of the closet and share my deep dark secret. There are celebrities hated by most Crassies and probably most right thinking people, who make my naughty parts tingle. When others are slamming these celebrities, I sit quietly, maybe nodding as if in agreement, but inside I am thinking, I’d do him in a heartbeat. Who are these doods? Continue reading
I wanna know. Have you ever seen the rain? Continue reading
Live and let die. Continue reading
Zippers and buttons. Fun to frustrate them. Continue reading
I try but you see, it’s hard to explain. Continue reading
I’m headed for a land thats far away beside the crystal fountain. Continue reading
Any chimp can play human for a day, use his opposable thumbs to iron his uniform. Continue reading