After just over a year of marriage, the Muppet team of Brand Perry has called it quits. Elmo, Brand’s romantic rival, is probably somewhere celebrating with a margarita made from a hand sock. Continue reading
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Hello darlings. What’s that? You’ve missed me? Oh: You haven’t missed me. And you want me to get with the putting out for you, starting here and now. Okay, sure. I love it when you get all macho on me. And just look at that bitch Bacall, sitting there seething with jealousy. Continue reading