What could be worse than mounting a comeback mayoral campaign knowing full well that you were still doing the thing (sexting) that you claimed you had stopped doing after you resigned in shame from public office? Going on Geraldo Rivera’s radio show to talk about it. Continue reading
Lauren
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Obamacare will not be defunded. Not by the Senate and definitely not by Obama who’ll veto any legislation that even looks like it will defund Obamacare. No matter, House Republicans want a shutdown anyway — because, you know, it’s fun. Even John McCain has said they’re all a bunch of delusional weirdos. Continue reading
Millennials have announced they’re sorry that, you know, they’ve ruined the world with their fixie gear bikes, cupcakes, Chipotle, and love of Sriracha sauce. Continue reading
Hey Internet! Two-time Academy Award winner, Ben Affleck, didn’t much like your comments about his impending turn as Gotham’s greatest grizzled crime fighter with a saucy gadget belt. You really got to him guys, like really — and all it took was one comment. Continue reading
Cher, age 67, sat down with USA Today to discuss her new album, touring again, making music with Lady Gaga, what she thought about a young upstart named Madonna once upon a time, and what it’s like being in an industry overrun with twenty year olds. You can just guess how pleased she is about that. Much of her thoughts are priceless. Here are the best ones. Continue reading
Did you know Starbucks appreciation days also include guns?! Apparently in some regions gun rights advocates have been appearing at Starbucks establishments locked and loaded on these designated days. Now the coffee retailer has decided that guns are no longer welcome. Continue reading
Have we always considered sex exercise? Meaning have we told ourselves that sex actually has some sort of medicinal property that’ll tone your muscles, helps respiration, flexibility, and burns loads of calories? HA! No. Sex is fun — and that’s primarily it. So stop trying to make it healthy, sex havers. Continue reading
Here’s what we know.
According to the New York Times Lede Blog, at least 10 people were shot at the Washington Navy Yard today and several people were killed. One suspect was killed at the scene and police say two more potential suspects are still on the loose. Continue reading
Science has discovered that what men really need to stay trim, virile, and probably to keep from taking a sledgehammer to the temple of their bosses every Monday morning, is a good helping of estrogen. Away are those notions that only increasing a man’s testosterone will keep them rock solid in every way that counts. Continue reading
It’s not every day you come across someone watching you sensuously, crazily, bongo-ily with the professional soul searing stare only a Belgian hanging from the ceiling can produce. That is unless you’ve unearthed Jean-Claude Van Damme from a yoga den full of random sports-splits, and questionably fashionable acid-wash WrestleMania pants and thrown into a 2013 commercial complete with a fire flute, because naturally. But, well, that’s what we’ve got here. Continue reading