Dharun Ravi was found guilty today of spying on his college roommate Tyler Clementi, who later committed suicide in the fall of 2010. Continue reading
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Well, that’s according to a new report by the World Health Organization. They say that it’s possible circumcised men may have a slightly lower risk of developing prostate cancer than those who still have their foreskin. Continue reading
There are two types of commercials that annoy most viewers. 1) The ones you see ad nauseum 2) The ones that say or do something so silly that it is instantly mockable. You know the ones. The kind that you can just see all the ad execs sitting around patting themselves on the back for producing a revolutionary! artistic! stunningly awful! thing that you’d frankly never want to see again, because it tests your patience, insults your intelligence, or just outright steals from your youth like a Kardashian looking for a soul wrapped in money. Is Mr. T wearing a Mohawk toupee’?! Yep. This is what I’m saying. Continue reading
Rage. It is a caustic thing. And there is nothing like the low-simmering boil of an all-consuming rage. It is blinding. It is a noxious cancer that coils deeply within searching unendingly for release, for a way to seep out and possibly infect others, or to explode forth and cover everyone it touches in hellfire. Once down this powder keg of a road one knows the fallout will be great, and possibly, if victims and bystanders are lucky it will be mete out with justice. Yet, in a world overrun with zombies you’d better hope the guy with the rage is on your side. Continue reading
You know, this isn’t even funny or cute anymore. Just how many more movies will we have to suffer through witnessing Johnny Depp dressed as some sort of ghoul-goblinesque, drunken pirate, emo hair monster? Every single one of them. Behold the new release of Depp as Tonto in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie. Continue reading
In a follow-up to our report Wednesday that named AshleyMadison.com, “dating website” for cheaters, as one advertiser willing to support Limbaugh’s ranting Man-Pig Equal Opportunity Offensive Variety Hour — now old Puke Snout has a response! Continue reading
Something called the Harris Family Band, or better known by their stage name, First Love, which seems to be a modern day conservative Partridge Family — sans bell-bottoms and cool mom — has created an ode to Rick Santorum. Continue reading
Sarah Palin the queen of infuriating coy wordplay wanted to wring out the announcement of who she voted for in last night’s Alaska caucus until the very last dregs of relevancy could be gleaned. Which means until everyone interested, Fox News, CNN, practically threw up their hands and said, “Look, tell us, or we’re shutting off your mic.” Continue reading
The fallout from Rush Limbaugh’s heinously indefensible, disgusting, and all out creepy in a restraining order way comments regarding Sandra Fluke is growing astronomically and showing little sign of slowing down. HA! That’s what you get, you blubberous piece of roadside cow dung! According to The Atlantic Wire‘s count, old Rushie, shitmouth, is up to 48 advertiser withdrawals from his stupid, obscene, ridiculous, racist, sexist, Republican ear-crack of a radio show, including such big names as Sears, Kmart, Geico, Netflix, Capital One, and NBA team, the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Whatever will poor Rush do? One advertiser has the answer. Continue reading
In the midst of a zombie apocalypse what is the worst thing you’ll face? The zombies themselves? Finding and maintaining food and shelter? Keeping your sanity? Or is it wondering if every “live person” you meet (if you meet any at all) will somehow threaten your already precarious existence? Continue reading