Sleepy Saturday. Or maybe you’re just hungover, I don’t know. Continue reading
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Not Important News correspondent Ben Dover reports. Continue reading
The FBI’s Uniform Crime Reporting Program released their annual report on Monday. The 2010 data shows a continuing downward trend in violent crimes while drug arrests remain high despite the Obama administration’s previously stated wish to change the nation’s drug enforcement policies.
Drug offenses made up the majority of arrests nationwide, with a total of about 1.6 million. A whopping 81.9% of those were for possession, rather than sale or manufacturing. Marijuana offenses led the pack with 45.8% of all drug arrests being for marijuana possession. Continue reading
Former Senator, current Republican presidential contender, and well-known douchecanoe Rick Santorum is frothy at the mouth because Google is not changing the ordering of their search results like he wants them too. Sex columnist Dan Savage’s highly publicized and highly successful 2003 campaign to re-define “santorum” as a byproduct of anal sex and the subsequent Google-bombing of the term has resulted in a hilarious (well, from my perspective) and damaging first page of search results. Savage’s efforts, prompted by devoutly Catholic Santorum’s anti-gay comments have proven to be a pain in the presidential candidate’s ass. Continue reading

I hope we’re all getting going like the cheerful, well-adjusted morning people we all are. Continue reading

It’s…Monday. Continue reading

Good morning! May all your hangovers be mild and your commenting histories clean. Continue reading

It’s Saturday! Time for partying, drinking, relaxing, drinking, lazing and drinking! Continue reading

