Not Important News correspondent Ben Dover reports.
Video games are so realistic these days that documentary filmmakers are mistaking game footage for the real thing.
Sign of the times: Hallmark is now making “Sorry for your job loss” sympathy cards.
Magic mushrooms are good for you. It’s SCIENCE.
Drinking is good for somebody: contribute money to your local government by buying alcohol.
The future of the military is “energy-harvesting” underwear.
Possums in the news: Salon political blogger Glenn Greenwald enlisted the help of the internet to get a possum out of his pantry in his Rio de Janeiro home.
Remember Heidi the cross-eyed opossum? (Yeah, that’s vintage crasstalk.) She had to be put to sleep at age 3 ½. I’ll always remember you, Heidi.
Ever had a bad first date? This guy ended one with an accidental gunshot wound to the leg.
Rudy Guiliani is thinking of running for president. Again.
