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To say that I have never been very feminine is a bit of an understatement. Yeah, I had some Barbies and a lot of stuffed animals, but I also had more dinosaurs, Legos, and basketballs than any other girl I knew. I didn’t have a female best friend until high school; before that I preferred to play basketball, tackle football, wallball, or wrestle 2-on-1 (with me being the one) with the boys on my block. I was always one of the first ones picked for sports teams at recess and PE, and in the fourth grade I was universally recognized as the best wallball player to walk the blacktop. In other words, I was (and am) one of the world’s biggest tomboys. Continue reading
Happy Columbus Day! I suggest you celebrate by reminding everyone that Christopher Columbus was a jerk. Continue reading

Pretty sure at least one of you woke up in dirt this morning. Or maybe it was me. Continue reading
OMAR COMIN! Continue reading

Sorry, what was I talking about? Continue reading

Happy Monday. Continue reading
FORTIFY YOURSELVES CRASSTALKERS Continue reading




