Not Important News: Russian Rumble Edition
Shut the fuck up, Lassie. “Heroic rabbit” saves mother and daughter from dying in their burning house.
The unofficial world champion of hide and seek is a Swedish two-year-old girl who evaded a search team of more than 60 police plus local neighbors for several hours by moving from room to room in her house ahead of the searchers.
The most popular adult website on the internet draws about 2.5% of all internet users in the world every month. In other news, roughly 2.5% of internet users world-wide prefer typing one-handed.
Aaron Sorkin, screenwriter, breaks nose while working.
Ladies, you thought you had it hard with one uterus: one Florida woman gave birth to twins, one from each of her two uteruses.
An internet debate rages: how tall is Jake Gyllenhaal? And why does spellcheck know the correct way to spell his last name?
What is apparently an authentic photograph of Robert E. Lee was discovered by people shopping on Goodwill’s website, which eventually sent the price to $23,000. The auction was won by a West Virginia man who shops for antiques, online, at Goodwill.
Dead at 59 in New York City: old-style parking meters. Shed a tear.
Things that Facebook apps are not: a productive use of your time, acceptable in my News Feed. Things that Facebook apps are: addictive, and…responsible for an estimated 182,000 jobs.
Heartwarming news: Navy Lt. Gary Ross married his partner of 11 years at exactly midnight last night. We salute you.
