Happy Friday, Crasstalkers. Let’s dive right in, shall we?
Remains of the Day
Lauren said you’re fat because you eat Cold Stone Creamery. In PhotoPhriday, BadKarma asked about the cars you’d like to drive. Homoviper invited you to shake your ass to his Crass Mix.
Saturday
You didn’t write any posts on Saturday. You should feel deeply ashamed. In the OT, one of you had good news.
Sunday
Dorothy Barker reviewed Jiro Dreams of Sushi. GtCosita shared her recipe for Giada Eggs. Later, Clarity83 hosted the Mad Men Open Thread. Meanwhile in the OT, you discussed Zooey Deschanel:
Monday
Rowen recapped “Celebrity” Apprentice. MonkeyBiz shared these political links. BaldwinP reported that David Cameron is actually a high priced whore, and the Tories are his pimp. Tyler got you ready for Obamacare’s Supreme Court showdown. Lauren reported on Rick Santorum giving someone a wet willy and possibly uttering H-E-double-hockey-sticks or something. Lauren later told you how cold-blooded murderer George Zimmerman dispatched some people to heal his image. Good luck with that. Meanwhile, in the OT, MonkeyBiz told you about some roommate drama, which snowballed into a meme. I’m not even going to post any screenshots because it’s just too much. Check out Monday’s OT for yourself.
Tuesday
Or better yet,check out Botsie’s post, which explained it all. The hilarity and analysis continued in the comments there.
You picked apart the Mad Men season premiere in Clarity83’s MM post-mortem post. Homoviper recapped RuPaul’s Drag Race. Bots told you about his new favorite rapper, some fat Albanian called Action Jackson or Big Bad Bronson or something. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Jarrod’s blind items of the day are here. Knight of the Burning River reported on the continued decline of Fig Newton Blingrich.
Wednesday
DogsOfWar reported on China’s child-bearing, pleasantly scented female taikonauts. Lucky shared some videos. Lauren laid out the problem with Smash. Homoviper asked what your fans would be called. Jarrod shared some blind items. BizMonkey shared some political links. Lauren shared a trailer for some formulaic indie blahblah starring Aubrey Plaza. Meanwhile, in the OT:
Thursday
Rowen recapped Loosefoot. BaldwinP gave you a preview of the 2012 AFL season. Momof3 asked how you would spend the record-breaking Mega Millions jackpot. Capt_Badass joked about the meeting of Fidel Castro and Pope Mengele. Lauren wrote an excellent post explaining the facts of the Trayvon Martin murder, up to and including footage just made public of Zimmermaan’s arrival at the police station that night. Cunning_Linguist warned that you probably work with some borderline psychopaths. Thursday’s blind items are here.
Friday
Ska Hammer crossed the line to authorhood, telling you about his time as a Capitol Hill intern. Momof3 began a political cartoon roundup series. MonkeyBiz’s political links of the day are here. Lauren showed you that America’s president is sexy and he knows it. Dürer’s Rhino squeezed your mindgrapes with another Ten Photos post. Delta Sierra asked if you were ever bullied.
COW
Occasionally, an exceptional comment comes along on a Friday after I’ve already locked and loaded this post. Last week was one of those weeks. Geraldo Rivera said some incredibly stupid things about the Trayvon Martin murder, essentially blaming the boy’s choice of clothing for his death. And, well… take it away, Fred and Panda:
Have a nice weekend, munchkins.
xx
G
