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Sex and Relationships
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So it’s been four long years since the last Biz & Blerg Blove Blog. Seriously. While things may have changed for Blerg, things have definitely not changed for Biz. So, a few days after my 35th birthday, I decided that it was time to do to dating what I’ve already done to my dry cleaning, grocery buying, driving, and a half-dozen other mundane tasks I can throw money at to make happen for me. That’s right: I signed up for a matchmaking service. Continue reading
‘Mixed drink’ because the word ‘cocktail’ sounds like it’s talking about sex, not drinks. Its etymology doesn’t help much. The word used to be an adjective describing a horse with a docked tail, and how it got to mean a mixed drink has something tenuous to do with adulterated spirits. There’s another story that they were named for egg-cups, the French word for which is ‘coquetier’. You choose. Continue reading
One last B&BBB for 2015.
MonkeyBiz: A couple of weeks ago I decided that I had had enough of online dating. I was striking out on Match, OKCupid, and Tinder. I’ve rewritten my profile as many times as I could count. A female friend that works in PR actually took such pity on me she actually rewrote my profile for me. Nothing worked. So, for the first time in as long as I can remember, I had zero online dating presence. Continue reading
Chin up, America. We only have one more full year of this nonsense to go. Continue reading
After a brief hiatus, we’re back!
Biz: As the days get shorter and nights get longer, summer gives way to fall, which means we’ve entered cuffing season. It’s the magical time of year when people everywhere decide which summer fling is going to be the best person to Netflix and chill with, as well as generate the most BTUs of body heat for those in northern climates, for the next six months. Continue reading
Rise and shine, Slores! Continue reading
When my mom was in chemotherapy, I used to write little essays to keep her amused during treatments. Recently, I found some of them and I had forgotten all about what I’d written. Most of it was complete nonsense. However, some of it brought back some amusing memories. Continue reading
Blerg made it to Chicago this past weekend and stopped by to do a live version of the Biz and Blerg Blove Blog. We recorded this momentous occasion, so here it is! Continue reading
Yesterday’s Blerg and Biz’s Blove Blog had people stirred up per usual. I happen to believe that the vast majority of pots do have lids out there. You just need to recognize what pot you are and what kinds of lids ‘fit’ you. Continue reading