Chin up, America. We only have one more full year of this nonsense to go.
The fun kicks off at 7 PM EST for the Kiddie Table Debate and 9 PM EST for the Big Blow Hard event. You can watch it on Fox Business Channel or stream it for free on their website.
Drinking Rules
- The media is mean to me: 1 drink
- Ben Carson half-truth: 1 drink
- Rand Paul talks about the Constitution: 1 bong hit
- Planned Parenthood baby murder claim: 1 drink and break one condom
- Anytime they let Ted Cruz talk: shotgun one beer for freedom
- Benghazi mention: Try not to look as bored as the rest of America is
Under Card Debate Drinking Rules
There no drinking rules for the under card debate. Losers don’t get drinks.
This is how America will feel tonight:
