Nothing is ever easy for the old Grimes Group. If they’re not hacking off some old dude’s leg, they’ve got to explain to a bunch of convicts that the world has gone to hell. Such is the price of creating Escape From Alcatraz in reverse. Continue reading
recaps
When we last saw the Grimes group and what was left of Hershel’s family, the two factions had together come to the realization that in a zombie apocalypse “safety” is an abstract concept. With the incineration of Hershel’s farm, after a zombie horde had all but overrun it, what we were left with was a badly battered group trying to decide their next move. But whatever that move was to be, they were going to have to do things differently — and that meant there was going to be one rule of order. One rule or everyone dies. Continue reading
Tara has no idea that she’s going to have to deal with vampire religiosity soon. I’m sure she’ll be really excited about that–though at least the Lilith Bible, as far as I can tell, does not frown upon leather lingerie and pole dancing. Continue reading
Well lucky us! We get to see Hoyt continue to wear is Panic! At The Disco outfit for the second straight episode (and it looks like there will be a third appearance, thanks be to Lilith). Continue reading
What’s this? Has True Blood truly given us a sweet and poignant moment of young, confused female friendship–young women just trying to make their way in a crazy world while being overcome with hormones they just don’t understand and can barely control? Babes wearing a lot of eye shadow and in camaraderie in the face of an everlasting youth and an urge to drink human bodies dry of their their very life? Continue reading
It’s so strange to find that I now dread Sundays when I’ve been so accustomed to looking forward to them. Why, you ask? Well, join me after the jump to find out. Continue reading
With Game of Thrones and Mad Men over, I kind of just forgot about Sunday night television. I couldn’t figure out what was so pleasant about last night until I woke up this morning and remembered–True Blood. My arch-nemesis!
And without further adieu let us suffer through the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Authority Always Wins.” Continue reading
True Blood is the worst, guys. My boyfriend said last season, “Man, they’re not even trying to hide the fact that this show is just weird creature porn.” Well put, boyfriend! Well put. Anyway, the only way I was going to continue watching this mess was if I had the opportunity to point out how terrible it is. I mean, how many times can I point (publicly) out how great Eric would look giving me a mustache ride?
And so without further adeiu, the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Turn! Turn! Turn!” Continue reading
Let’s talk about last night’s episode and share our thoughts, links to excellent recaps, and (of course) hilarious gifs! A few of my own thoughts after the cut.
WARNING: THE POST AND COMMENTS WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. DO NOT ENTER IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED. THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, JERK. Continue reading
Whether snow bound, iron bound, in the lull of vanity and serenity, or the shadowy gates of hell, Westeros has proven to be a hunting ground for some, a saving grace for others, and for many, many more, a place in which survival is coveted. Last night’s season two finale may have offered up some closure, but above all else, posed the kind of questions only a tale this sweeping and engaging can.
We give you “Valar Morghulis” in all its glory. Continue reading