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The Walking Dead Recap: Finally Discovering that this is In Fact a Zombie Apocalypse

When we last saw the Grimes group and what was left of Hershel’s family, the two factions had together come to the realization that in a zombie apocalypse “safety” is an abstract concept. With the incineration of Hershel’s farm, after a zombie horde had all but overrun it, what we were left with was a badly battered group trying to decide their next move. But whatever that move was to be, they were going to have to do things differently — and that meant there was going to be one rule of order. One rule or everyone dies. Continue reading

The Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood

What’s this? Has True Blood truly given us a sweet and poignant moment of young, confused female friendship–young women just trying to make their way in a crazy world while being overcome with hormones they just don’t understand and can barely control? Babes wearing a lot of eye shadow and  in camaraderie in the face of an everlasting youth and an urge to drink human bodies dry of their their very life? Continue reading

The Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood

With Game of Thrones and Mad Men over, I kind of just forgot about Sunday night television. I couldn’t figure out what was so pleasant about last night until I woke up this morning and remembered–True Blood. My arch-nemesis!

And without further adieu let us suffer through the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Authority Always Wins.” Continue reading

The Five Best Telenovela Faces In Last Night’s True Blood

True Blood is the worst, guys. My boyfriend said last season, “Man, they’re not even trying to hide the fact that this show is just weird creature porn.” Well put, boyfriend! Well put. Anyway, the only way I was going to continue watching this mess was if I had the opportunity to point out how terrible it is. I mean, how many times can I point (publicly) out how great Eric would look giving me a mustache ride?

And so without further adeiu, the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Turn! Turn! Turn!”  Continue reading

Game of Thrones Season Two Finale Deconstructed: With Fire and Ice

Whether snow bound, iron bound, in the lull of vanity and serenity, or the shadowy gates of hell, Westeros has proven to be a hunting ground for some, a saving grace for others, and for many, many more, a place in which survival is coveted. Last night’s season two finale may have offered up some closure, but above all else, posed the kind of questions only a tale this sweeping and engaging can.

We give you “Valar Morghulis” in all its glory. Continue reading