Well lucky us! We get to see Hoyt continue to wear is Panic! At The Disco outfit for the second straight episode (and it looks like there will be a third appearance, thanks be to Lilith).
Have you guys wonder why vampires seem to pick up new fashions and slang despite being asleep in a coffin for all daylight hours and therefore not living a great deal of their life among humans? When Detective Stabler Roman describes Russel Edgington as “bat shit crazy,” I don’t exactly buy him as the leader of this dumb Vampire Authority since at least the Renaissance. And then there’s Pam, who always looks fly as hell (though I guess she works in a nightclub so that’s understandable), but how do we explain Bill Compton’s Way Cool In 2002 look? Whatever. Who cares? Let’s just get straight to the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s ”Hopeless” (like True Blood‘s dignity!).
1. Terry is scared because he’s seen LOST and he knows better than to fuck around with the Smoke Monster.
2. Alcide, like us all, becomes a drunk-on-desire puppy dog when Eric is around.
3. Detective Stabler Roman is so very proud of Bill’s hard work and brown-nosing.
4. For a woman who can read minds, Sookie sure is confused by facts pretty often. (Also, who the fuck is this Hunter character they’re suddenly all concerned about?)
5. Russel is the most honest hedonist vampire in the world and I kind of respect him for it.
And one honorable non-face mention:
“The elestricity just runs through me.” MORE RUBY, PLEASE JESUS LILITH!
Is this season over yet? See you next week with more overacting and silly plot devices!
