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The Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood

What’s this? Has True Blood truly given us a sweet and poignant moment of young, confused female friendship–young women just trying to make their way in a crazy world while being overcome with hormones they just don’t understand and can barely control? Babes wearing a lot of eye shadow and  in camaraderie in the face of an everlasting youth and an urge to drink human bodies dry of their their very life? Continue reading

The Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood

With Game of Thrones and Mad Men over, I kind of just forgot about Sunday night television. I couldn’t figure out what was so pleasant about last night until I woke up this morning and remembered–True Blood. My arch-nemesis!

And without further adieu let us suffer through the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Authority Always Wins.” Continue reading

The Five Best Telenovela Faces In Last Night’s True Blood

True Blood is the worst, guys. My boyfriend said last season, “Man, they’re not even trying to hide the fact that this show is just weird creature porn.” Well put, boyfriend! Well put. Anyway, the only way I was going to continue watching this mess was if I had the opportunity to point out how terrible it is. I mean, how many times can I point (publicly) out how great Eric would look giving me a mustache ride?

And so without further adeiu, the five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s episode, “Turn! Turn! Turn!”  Continue reading