Now that Project Runway Season Nine is safely put to bed, let’s take a look back towards last season. The judges decided, for some reason, that Mondo Guerra was not to win Season Eight, even though he was clearly in the lead and favored to win. Let’s catch up with Mondo and see what he’s been up to and answer the question: Is there life after Project Runway? Continue reading
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Well folks, it’s been a long journey, but we did it. We hung in there through the end. You’d think we’d get a prize of some sort, but I’m, assuming Bunim-Murray wouldn’t agree, so we’ll just have to settle for this.
So, welcome to the final PR Liveblog of the season, and just remember, Project Runway All-Stars starts soon! Oh, and Project Accessory is on after tonight’s show, so there’s that.
Tonight’s PR starts at 9PM EST on the Ladyparts Network (Lifetime). See you in the comments! Continue reading
Are you looking forward to seeing some VP action as much as I am? Continue reading
Hey, snickerdoodles. Last week was fun, wasn’t it? The sugar pimps made candy bars, some more successful than others. Then they went to a water park, and all of them pretty much sucked like Dysons when it came to creating frozen treats that would refresh customers on a hot day. Angry Montel made some sort of horrific interpretation of a root beer float that seemed to be nothing at all like a root beer float; his dessert was described as heavy and looked disgusting. Gaygent Smith made some stupid thing that required him to leave his customers waiting for minutes in the nuclear hot sun. This seemed to be a problem for the judges at the time. Later, of course, they faulted whatsherface for making her funnel cakes ahead of time, insisting it would have been better to make people wait. Sure, judges. Johnny Iuzzini talked a bunch about how his mouth was coated in this or how that was stuck in the back of his throat. Johnny, I get it. Call me. In the end, ole whatsherface was sent home. What’s happening this week? Join me after the jump, and I’ll tell you all about it.
Hey there, guys! First off, I’d like to give a shout out to clarity83 for filling in for me last week. Thanks, gworl.
Are you ready for a lovely tour of the Uffizi Gallery and an art history tour of Florence? Hahaha, kidding! That sure as shit won’t happen on this show. Let’s get started. Continue reading
I’m guest hosting tonight for OneryBabe who won’t be able to make it.
Tonight we get to see Mike and Vin in those great Italian Guido outfits! Aside from seeing Snooks get in that car accident, this is the moment I have been waiting forall season!
So here we are. Week seven. Do you care about any of these goblins? Are you rooting for anyone? I’m not, and I don’t. This has been one of the weakest seasons of Project Runway to date, wouldn’t you say? Still, it’s pretty entertaining television, and the judges are a three ring circus unto themselves. Tonight the design goblins will be working in groups again, and that’s always a recipe for friendly cooperation and smiles.
No it’s not, but I don’t really need to explain that to you because you’ve seen it all before, and this season is shuffling along its predetermined path like an obedient automaton in a chiffon robe. The breakdowns are becoming more epic, the bitchery more spectacular. Continue reading
We are no strangers to product placement and synergistic advertising. We watch Project Runway with its embedded advertisements for HP, Marie Claire, L’Oreal and at least a half dozen other brands. We watch Top Chef with its similar product placements for Dawn Hand Renewal with Olay (the Procter and Gamble double whammy!). Tonight, Just Desserts may well collapse under the weight of all the product placement and cross-advertising. Continue reading
Last week the pastry gnomes were corralled like cattle into odd couple groupings for their mini challenge and main challenge. They mooed and bleated, but that did nothing to prevent the unstoppable shuffle to the slaughter. This week…they’ll be split into groups for their challenge again. Where last week they had to create showpieces from fairy tales, this week the gnomes will be creating cakes for the 9th Season Orchestra of the Los Angeles Philharmonic: “the chefs must work in teams to create a cake experience in three movements to be served to the symphony members and patrons after their performance.” This should be interesting. Continue reading