I am curious about one thing – what gift can our country offer Italy to make up for Snooki and company crapping on them for weeks on end? Would one year of free cable suffice? Do we have anything they’d remotely want? Eh, probably not.
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Deena trying to “do sex” with Pauly should be fun to watch. I don’t think she’s getting it in tonight.
I can kind of see Jionni’s side here, and it makes me really sad to type that sentence.
Snooki doesn’t want Jionni to find somebody else? “Girlfriend” – and the fact that she’s not his girlfriend – does not mean what she thinks it means.
I expect Pauly to run screaming for the hills any day now.
Deena, Pauly’s not tryng to smush you. Don’t make him flat-out have to tell you this. I’m already embarrassed for you.
Heh. It’s mission critical for Pauly to bring home a girl tonight! Wait a minute, are they playing American music at that club? Holla!!
I have to give it to Pauly. He’s a decent guy.
“I think I’m pretty!!! Why can’t me and Pauly do sex?” Oh, Deena.
MER!! MER!!! Is that the Italian way of saying “doing sex?” Either way, I love it.
Deena, “I won’t ruin our friendship with sex” = “I won’t fuck you with someone else’s dick.” Why I gotta tell you this?
Ok, weekly ploy for attention #63!!
It amuses me that Pauly and J-Woww have emerged as the den parents of the house.
Did Snooki enter an ugly hat contest or something? She’s wearng a fucked up hat in every shot.
99 Guido Problems. It ain’t easy being a guido. Neither is pimping.
Oh, Sammi’s there. She’s still around? I don’t recognize her when she’s not fighting dysfunctionally with Ron. Who, apparently, has entered the witness protection program.
It’s official!! They hate Sitch in Italy, too. I guess they won’t want to keep him, then.
I don’t know why the concept of “I Used to be Fat” disturbs me. It just sounds so exploitative. I hate “Biggest Loser” for the same reason.
The new “Footloose” looks like it’s gonna be really stupid.
Time for Mike to get his ass kicked in 5 . .. 4 . . . 3 . . . please?!!! Such a pussy. I can’t stand him.
Jenni from two seasons ago would be kicking ass and taking names. What’s this going home to bed nonsense??
Deena, I’m pretty sure those guys aren’t the only ones making fun of you and Snooki. Just sayin’.
I guess Snooki and Deena are off to terrorize another nightclub. I find their constant ploys for attention super annoying.
Who is Chelsea and why do I care that she’s settled?
Yes, I’m so sure Snooki and Deena didn’t do anything to make that bartender throw ice at them. Man deserves a national holiday in his honor, in my opinion.
We know that house is crawling with viruses and shit, but peeing in the hot tub? Gross.
It must be sad for Deena and Snooki to feel the need for validation every. single. day. Like, give it a rest already. Shit, they’re drinking already? It’s the 5:00 somewhere principle, I guess.
I don’t know who that calm guy is or what he did to Ron.
Ok, the obligatory cooking segment. This should be good.
There’s something about Mike that makes people want to throw things at him. I wholeheartedly encourage this reaction.
I am not optimistic about the remake of The Thing, either.
Wow, how many people in the house has Mike alienated so far? I’m thinking everybody.
Frenemies Who Cook. I smell a spinoff for Jenni and Sam!!
How would Snooki know how beautiful Italy is when she’s sloppy drunk 99.9% of the time?
I wonder whether Vinny, Jenni and Pauly D secretly commiserate about how they got stuck with this crowd?
Are they really fighting over who gets what room in Jersey?
Mike, is this the part where everyone is supposed to beg you to come back to Jersey? Because I kinda don’t see it happening.
I just love people who start the drama, then flounce when the drama they create gets real. Then they have the balls to say they can’t stand all this drama. Wanna leave, Mike? Buh-bye.
VP’s bromance gives me the warm and fuzzies. Awwww.
What kind of moron can’t unlock a bathroom door? Even funnier, no one cares that he’s locked in.
Just stop it, Mike. You know damn well you can’t kick any door down. Who’s he trying to kid?
Another night out, another tragedy in the making.
Yeah, Mike is ready to go, all right. Right to the fucking door.
Everyone seems to have so much more fun when Sitch isn’t around. Foreshadowing for next season?
Oooh, is this gonna be like Real World, with the kicking Mike out the house and all? Hope so!!
Thanks to Alluson and Jarrod for joining in. G’night, guys!
