Last week the pastry gnomes were corralled like cattle into odd couple groupings for their mini challenge and main challenge. They mooed and bleated, but that did nothing to prevent the unstoppable shuffle to the slaughter. This week…they’ll be split into groups for their challenge again. Where last week they had to create showpieces from fairy tales, this week the gnomes will be creating cakes for the 9th Season Orchestra of the Los Angeles Philharmonic: “the chefs must work in teams to create a cake experience in three movements to be served to the symphony members and patrons after their performance.” This should be interesting.
Or predictable and tedious. Only time–and increasing levels of inebriation–will tell. You know at least one group’s “movements” will be more like bowel movements, amirite? Also, I don’t know which group’s sugary failure the judges are staring at, but I feel bad for that group. Look at the WTF expressions on the judges’ faces. I don’t ever want to be the person who makes Johnny Iuzzini’s face look like that. So! Are you drunk and/or sugared up and/or horny? No? Well, you’re doing something wrong then. Don’t you know how we roll? Join me, Crassholes, after the jump as we liveblog the second episode of Top Chef Just Desserts.
