You are all such wonderful typists, uh keyboardists. Absolutely flawless. But what about your penmanship? Continue reading
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With the pending release of Mass Effect 3, one of the year’s most anticipated games, for those of you that haven’t played the previous installments in the series I thought I’d do a retrospective and bring you up to speed. Continue reading
Hey, how are things looking from there? I wanna see what you see. Continue reading
You can pick anyone from any point in time to be your bestest friend forever (as long as it’s someone you don’t actually know). Your Imaginary Friend can be a real person or a fictional character. Tell us why you chose who you chose. Continue reading
It was a hard fight that came down to the wire with one edging out the other by only the tiniest of margins, sort of like that whole Santorum/Romney Iowa debacle. Sheesh. Yikes. While we’re renaming things, can we rename both Santorum and Romney? How about Conservatives Unite Moneybomb (C.U.M)? Oops, that’s already taken. Gosh Darn! How could they know what we were thinking? This is probably the best name of anything in the whole world ever! Hipsters need to hire Rick Santorum to be their PR man.
Well, you know, those hipsters who aren’t retired. The retired ones? Yeah, we’ve already got a name for them. Continue reading
The big melting pot of America has many accents. Or at least you all do but I speak nothing but straight up American.
There is a neat quiz that helps analyze what type of accent you have.
Report back. Continue reading
Yesterday, you guys came up with some really great potential names for the retired hipster. So good, in fact, we should probably take it to a vote. We wouldn’t want those former hipsters wandering around aimlessly without a name would we? Continue reading
Comrade Cletar’s fabulous haiku works around the subject of the Iowa caucus made me think we should harness more of that poetic creativity here at Crasstalk.
I propose the poetry type be a Shakespearian sonnet. (The link will refresh those who have forgotten the sonnet rules.) The subject Michelle Bachmann her manly husband Marcus, disappointment and unrequited love. Continue reading
So it’s really easy to find photos of these people. They have a ton of them over at Politico.com. Honestly I’m just there for the pictures. I read the articles about as much as anyone ever reads them in Maxim or some other quality publication. So let’s talk turkey: What do you think is going on in the picture above? Is Mittens explaining his interpretation of Joseph Smith’s “Word of Wisdom” where he exhorts the faithful from partaking in “Hot Drinks”, which the LDS church interprets to mean “No Coffee and No Tea?” (Note the carafe in the picture, sitting there – mocking him in silence). Continue reading
The highly competitive and sometimes dirty game of best/worst holiday analogies has come to a close. And we have winners! Continue reading