The highly competitive and sometimes dirty game of best/worst holiday analogies has come to a close. And we have winners!
Most Poetic Statement about Alocoholism and a Crippling Fear of Heights

Best Use of the Calendar Year

Best Family History

and the winner…
Best Use of The Same Words to Describe The Same Thing

Congratulations everyone! You win a two week, all expense paid* vacation to….where ever you already live! In your own home!
*No expenses paid.