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Zombie Paul Revere Has a Message for Sarah Palin

After making a serious flub and mangling American history for all to see, you would think that a person would keep quiet, and you know, maybe let the story just fade into the ether without further comment or display of utter, complete asinine commentary. But, well, that wouldn’t be the Sarah Palin that we all know and love. No sirree. The Sarah Palin rule of thumb is to stick to your story no matter how silly, and hope all the magical beans and dumbfuckery that exists on Wikipedia will carry you through the embarrassing irony of speaking wrongly about historic America while you have the Constitution emblazoned on the side of your bus of miraculous stupid.

Paul Revere would like to have a word. Continue reading

The Best #Weinergate Tweets

Have political-sex-scandals always been this much fun, or is there just something about a Weiner joke in 140 characters or less? I’m going with the latter and I have a feeling you will too.

We all remember how it started – the simple, almost-scandalous-but-not-really tweet seen ’round the world. That, my friends, was just the beginning. Since the original tweet, Twitter has been all … a-twitter on the issue.

Stephen Colbert wanted to get in on the fun so much, he tweeted his butt cheeks! Continue reading

Tuesday Morning Headlines

Let me tell you something about newsrooms. I don’t care if it’s network television and radio, a small-market cable-access station, the New York Daily News, the New York Post, the LA Times, Newsweek or the Star. Every newsroom in the nation is staffed with people who have the brains of twelve year old boys. Continue reading