The Grand Inquisitor

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Friday Daytime Open Post

Well here we are at the end of the week. It’s been a pretty exciting week around here and I hope all of you have some fun plans for the next couple of days. Since I know full well a bunch of you are going to post versions of that damn Friday song I am going to beat you to the punch. Yeah, it’s gonna be like that.

The first one is a fundamentalist Christian version. I dare you to find a more obnoxious Friday parody than this one. It’s awfulness is worthy of an epic poem. Make sure you stick with it to get to the breakdown at the 2:30 mark.


Since I made you suffer through that I will give you something that is genuinely fun. Add this to the 789 reasons I love Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA.

Have a great day and a wonderful weekend.

Happy Hump Day

Well hello you dirty little birds! I am not even going to pretend there is any other reason that we are all here except for our barely controllable lust. How do any of us even make it though the day? Anyway, here is some sporty sexiness I have found this week.

I don't know what his name is, and I don't care.
She is holding a pole.

If you all will excuse me, I think I need to head to the showers. Enjoy.

Crasstalk Reaches One Thousand Posts

Congratulations Crasstalkers, yesterday we reached the one thousand post mark. Thanks to your hard work we are now even closer to winning the Internet.

This is what victory looks like!

Also, the 13th of this month will be the 6 month anniversary of the founding of Crasstalk so I thought it would be a good time to look back on a few of the really great articles that have appeared here. Here is the first post ever posted on Crasstalk by our Beloved Leader. It actually just contained this prophetic video.

Here are a few articles that I think have been especially memorable. This list isn’t even close to exhaustive, so please feel free to add your own choices in the comments.

As I said before, there are many, many more. A huge thank you to all of you have put in your time and effort to get this place up and running. Hopefully, this will be the first of many thousands of great articles.

Image From Dogs of War's first post.

 

Image from The Grand Inquisitor's first post.

Tuesday Daytime Open Thread

Good day Crasstalk. Thanks for stopping by. I just want to let everyone know that if you applied for an author’s account after the workshop I will get you set up soon. There were quite a few of you so I am looking forward to some great new stuff in the coming weeks.

Also, congratulations to my dog ego who won The Crassballin’ NCAA bracket. Second place went to YoungFolk. We are all looking forward to seeing MDE model the thong that comes with the prize package.

All right, let’s get things moving. I feel like some Billy today.

Have a great day.

Monday Night Open Thread

Hi gang. Looks like we are getting off to a good start this week.

Since today is the anniversary of the assassination of Dr. King I thought I would post this. It is rare that anyone watches it all the way through, but in our own troubled times it is a nice reminder that the human spirit does sometime triumph over adversity. In a world of so much injustice and suffering it it important to remind ourselves that although progress is often slow, sometimes things really do get better.

Have a wonderful night.