Thirty minutes into a fourty-five minute jog is the worst — sweat is puddling into Great Lakes underneath you, the throbbing has begun to radiate up your leg, and you’ve jogged just long enough to convince yourself that stopping now would be OK because you’ve done ENOUGH. SSC doesn’t like doing “enough.” Continue reading
FortyDavids&aMule
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We’re entering the sixth week of our Eight Week Challenge, ladies and gentleman. I decided it was time to celebrate your wonderful dedication to the cause with a Triple 6 themed Dance Party. Why? I’m getting ya’ll pumped to cross the finish line. Continue reading
Since the NBA season has ended, fans have tons of time to analyze the game’s finer points. One ingenious tumlbr user has used his time off as Armchair Coach #1 to compile this delightful list of NBA Doppelgangers.
It’s been two long weeks since we’ve engaged each others companies. Guess, what? We past the half way mark of our 8 Week Challenge. Four more weeks until you folks get to see me in my red shorts. Continue reading
“I don’t have enough money” is the most pathetic excuse I hear from people looking to dress better. You would think that folks have never heard of a clearance, don’t go to Gilt.com, or have never been to Loehmann’s/Filene’s Basement/Daffy’s/Marshall’s (if you’re NYC, sample sale heaven, I will slap you extra hard if you complain). For some of my fellow poors, these havens of barginitude may not be cheap enough and for you all, let me suggest shopping at thrift stores. Continue reading
We’re three weeks, folks! So how you doing? Have you been done, lock, and dropping your booty at the gym like you promised? Do you hate me yet for actually holding your sorry behind accountable? Not to brag or anything but this week I finished cardio class for the first time, have a cute dimple along the side of my gut, lost a half inch from my waist, and held a one-legged plank for 30 seconds. If only I were this good every week! Continue reading
On June 7, 2001, President George W. Bush signed legislation to disperse $1.35 trillion dollars worth of tax cuts over ten years. Formally known as the Economic Growth and Tax Relief Reconciliation Act of 2001, it was the first piece of major legislation W passed as President.
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Scientists at Northwestern University are using federal stimulus funds to test a magnetic tongue ring they hope will allow paralyzed patients to move their wheelchairs by shifting their tongues. Thankfully someone else is slutty for science (nerds). Via NY Times.
Two Photo Phridays in one week, isn’t this special. For this spirited occasion, I want to see your school spirit. Show how much you care for your college. If you didn’t attend one of those overpriced degree factories, show us what school you hold dear.
I’ll start with three:
The first one is the back of a t-shirt our student government commissioned to honor the Princeton v. Yale game my sophomore year. The design is a Yale Bulldog being roasted over a fire. We have a little tradition at Ole Nassau that if we beat Harvard and Yale in the same year we celebrate with a bonfire. It had been well over a decade since our last bonfire, we were hungry and all knew 2006 would be the year. Our football team was on a rampage – by the Yale game, they were 7-1 and had edged out previously undefeated Harvard a few weeks earlier.
I’m about to spill a lot ink giving suggestions on how to dress for your first meeting with your girlfriend’s parents. You can ignore everything I will say, if you follow these two rules.
- Assess what she is wearing…and go a notch above.
- Tailor everything. Everything.
If you are a fellow homodeviant, these rules apply to you too. The female pronouns just make my job (haha) easier. Continue reading