So, yeah. Among all our cat picture postings and general whinings, occasionally we get our CT (straight) boys whining on about women.
How do we work? Well, I guess it’s not that simple. But, BUT…real women are actually not all that complicated. We’re just like you. Only with vaginas. However, there are a few things we do like…or love…that aren’t too confusing or difficult, and might help you boys along the path to glory. Continue reading
I’m about to spill a lot ink giving suggestions on how to dress for your first meeting with your girlfriend’s parents. You can ignore everything I will say, if you follow these two rules.
If you are a fellow homodeviant, these rules apply to you too. The female pronouns just make my job (haha) easier. Continue reading
Do you wish you had a girlfriend to impress all your “friends” on those social networking sites, but all those online dating horror stories have driven you from finding a real girlfriend? Well, now you can have the online girlfriend experience without all the trouble of dating and interacting with humans. CloudGirlfriend.com will pretend to be your significant other on social networking sites for a small, but as yet undetermined fee.
The people behind the site claim your fake girlfriend will not be an automated love-bot but will be a real person. Who knows, it might even be a girl. She will write on your Facebook wall, tweet you sweet nothings and proclaim her love for you from the highest Tumblr.
I know what you’re thinking, wouldn’t your friends in real life wonder who this mystery woman is? Yes, and you’ll have to lie to them. But girls you barely know in your online social circle will think you have a girlfriend and then they’ll want to be your girlfriend too. The science behind this is solid and you shouldn’t question it.
Source and image CNet.