Go have some fun and find awful holiday cards. Don’t just pick the first bad one you find…look hard…make it a project…keep looking…dig deeper…find just the right combination of adjectives to make your Google search truly productive. Awful cards. Horrific cards. The worst cards ever. Get creative. Post ’em here. Continue reading
A draft rule has been introduced in Colorado that would force dogs to wear life jackets while at doggie day care and boarding facilities if the dog has access to water that’s deeper than the dog’s shoulders. To further complicate things the facility must also provide a life guard to be on duty when dogs are water are located in the same place at the same time. Continue reading
Men and their OKCupid plight has been a churning topic in the blogosphere for the last couple of days. Well, that, and this other weird email the website sent out in honor of today’s end of the world day which asks if you want to die alone, which seems like a sad, sad statement about singledom that we’ll just leave right there. But we’ll say that for all of us marrieds out there, there may be a certain level of bafflement when it comes to the online dating world and how men and women fare in it. Groups of so-called nice guys are adamant that they’re not getting a fair shake. Is that true? And if so, what should they be mindful of? Continue reading
Every December 3rd, around 6:13pm, I stop for a minute and remember the Worcester 6.
On December 3rd, 1999, two homeless people named Thomas Levesque and Julie Ann Barnes were living inside the Worcester Cold Storage Warehouse. The building was abandoned. It was a relic of another age, six stories tall, so close to the elevated Interstate 290 that, if you wanted to, you could reach from the side of the highway and almost touch the façade of the building. Continue reading
What could be considered one of the most batshit crazy pressers this blogger has ever endured, began with hollow recognition of the carnage that unfolded a week ago today at Sandy Hook elementary and the supposed respectful silence the NRA showcased in its aftermath, and ended with a plan that would see everyone from police, to firemen, and somewhat shockingly, armed patriotic “volunteers,” patrolling America’s schools.
The NRA is an insane organization. Continue reading
The question is simple. Whilst applying to college, what was your essay/personal statement about?
I applied to four schools and IIRC, I used versions of the same story for all four essays. In high school, my friends and I decided to spend a Saturday in San Diego. Once there, we thought, why not go one step further and go to Tijuana, Mexico, which is just one town, and one international border crossing, over? Continue reading
Look, the damned world is not going to end today. You still have to get up and go to work. “No, no!” you say. “The Mayan calendar is ending! That means the universe will EXPLODE!” Ok. Go in the kitchen and look at that crummy calendar that your insurance agent sends you every year. See Tuesday? That’s Christmas. Merry Christmas! Now find the next Tuesday. What happens? OMG THE CALENDAR ENDS! CALENDARPOCALYPSE! The calendar WE use ends at the end of every damn December, and it doesn’t mean doomsday. It means you go to the crappy bookstore at the mall and buy a new one. Continue reading
Put your affairs in order. Continue reading