Happy Friday, Crasstalkers. If you would like to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week (COW), please take a screenshot and email it to me: crasstalkcow at gmail. If it’s several comments long, it’s okay to just send me the first comment or two, but always remember to tell me what post or OT the comments come from. Without further delay, let’s get to the roundup of the week’s posts and your Comment of the Week!
Sunday
Launie K. shared a recipe for rainbow kale spanakopita. Delta Sierra asked how you could tell when a date is a date. LaZiguezon gave you a tour of Five Abandoned Places, and GI ripped some new assholes. Meanwhile in the OT, you argued about literature, sort of,
and realized something strange was happening in another post.
Monday
Maxichamp told you about his record-setting trip to all 44 BART stations. Cunning_Linguist showed you the best telenovela faces from Sunday’s True Blood. HereSheIsBoys is just going to assume you’re a schizophrenic prostitute who just escaped her burning brothel if she spots you strutting your shit up 5th Avenue in a swimsuit. Printersanonymous told you about her first job as the velvet gopher. MonkeyBiz’s sausage is here. Lauren reported on TomKat’s split and later gave you a Hollywood Caller. Jarrod’s blind items are here.
Tuesday
GI told you about Charles Carreon dropping his lawsuit against Matthew “The Oatmeal” Inman. Bots shared some music to add to your rotation this summer. MonkeyBiz’s sausage is here. Boredcoworker compiled the Real Housewives’ most despicable moments. Lauren reported on the new weapon in Taco Bell’s arsenal: cilantro. Meanwhile in the OT:
Wednesday
P.N. asked about good actors who give bad performances. MonkeyBiz’s sausage is here. Badhatharry reported on the laugh-riot speech RMoney gave to the NAACP. THurdler wondered if the Bandra Ohm is the worst idea evar. Ross gave you a super early NFL preview. Jarrod’s blind items are here. Lauren gave you a Hollywood Caller. Meanwhile in the OT, you avoided work
and admired athletes’ physiques.
Thursday
Launie K. wrote the ultimate cilnatro post, going so far as to poll celebs about their cilantro-feelings. Boredcoworker wrote a personal post about hoarding. GI reported on the NYPD overstating their anti-terrorism efforts. Lauren told you about RMoney’s predictable rich white guy response to NAACP members who booed him. Dancing_Queen reported on Rober Blake’s televised breakdown. GI reported on Rhode Island representative Dan Gordon’s asininity.
MonkeyBiz’s sausage is here. Lauren told you about King Bloomberg wanting young, single New Yorkers to live in micro-apartments. Jarrod’s blind items are here. In the OT, Rowen sparked a 400+ comment discussion. You are crazy, Crasstalkers.
Rowen’s discussion even permeated other threads, to hilarious effect.
Friday
Dancing_Queen hosted a Standards Edition of Flashback Friday. Ska Hammer skahammered you. DogsOfWar gave you a warning in the OT,
but that didn’t necessarily mean you were prepared.
MonkeyBiz’s sausage is here. Dürer’s Rhino shucked your ocular oysters with Ten Photos. Knight of the Burning River told you about CEO Josh James’ social media misconceptions. Lauren went webdiving for terrible Pinterest recipes.
COW
Rowen’s epic blowjob discussion was something of a landmark event for Crasstalk: a thread of several hundred comments, but almost entirely comprised of jokes, laughter and lighthearted discussion! There was no butthurt. There was no flouncing. There was no unbridled rage. What could you possibly call this thing? Not a Thunderdome, you knew that much, but you couldn’t quite capture it. Commenter Canadian had the answer. I give you your Comment of the Week.
Good work, everyone.
Until next week.
xx
G
