When they make it, they should put my face upon the million dollar bill because that’s how I feel.
1) “This network is pretending that they are totally satisfied with their casting choices for this television show. It’s a lie. Ratings aren’t great, and they are already planning a shakeup. One of the new cast members (who isn’t stirring up enough controversy or fans) is out, and one of the old cast members may be back in (they are negotiating now). Of course the network is denying all of this. They don’t want to give the newbies any reason to dial down the peripheral promotional work that constantly has to be done for the show, and they don’t want the old cast member shooting off their mouth.” [Blind Gossip]
2) “We wish we had some good news about this celebrity, but there is none. His downward spiral continues. He doesn’t have much of a career left. Just a crappy TV show here and there. And – based on his current lifestyle – he is bound to lose even those gigs.
He is making a lot of bad choices, starting with his new “girlfriend”. She is also his dr*g dealer. He started doing drugs a while ago, but it has gotten much worse since she’s been around. Before her, it was “just” pot and c*caine. Now it’s the white horse. That’s right. H*roin. Every day.
We know you’re reading this, Dude. We hope you start making better choices for yourself. We suggest starting with three months of r*hab.” [Blind Gossip]
3) “Lots of drama and activity around some photos and a video of a young man engaging in some very intimate behaviors. In the center of this controversy is someone who looks exactly like one of those suddenly hot actor kids. Phone calls and emails are flying around with strong denials that it is the actor… while at the same time negotiating to buy the photos and videos. By the way, the intimate behaviors don’t involve another man or another woman. He’s just getting intimate with himself.” [Blind Gossip]
4) “This prominent lady politico is frantic to keep news of her recent tummy tuck and liposuction procedures out of the media. The conservative mom wants her fans to believe she’s all natural and stays trim by exercising daily! Can you name her?” [National Enquirer]
5) “Which newlywed talk-show host has her husband on pins and needles with cheating fears? She’s admitted to blacking out after taking the sleep aid Ambien, and then waking up to find herself on dating websites! Her two kids are even aware of her sleep-chatting habits and have threatened to password.” [National Enquirer]
