My inbox felt unloved and lonely this week, munchkins. (Thanks to the few of you who did email me.) When I abuse you, it hurts me more than it hurts you. So don’t make me abuse you. Send your bitch some COW noms next week, ‘kay? Now let’s take a look at this week’s happenings.
Remains of the Day
Jarrod’s blind items are here. BadKarma asked to see inside your home for PhotoPhriday, and Lauren gave you a Hollywood Caller. Later, Bots manned the decks for a Friday Night DJ Party.
Saturday
Delta Sierra wrote about the depressing task of cleaning out a dead person’s home. Launie K. asked what your fellow Crassholes have inspired you to cook. In the OT, you welcomed a much loved Gwkr refugee.
April Fools’ Day
Launie K. shared a recipe for cheddar parmesan crackers. La Zig’s Five Abandoned Places series continued. Delta Sierra asked for your best prom stories. Tchotchke excused your beauty. Clarity83 hosted the Mad Men open thread. There was an assortment of pranks and hijinks in the OT. TurdHurdler led the charge with her Swifter impersonation. Go see for yourself.
Monday
Summeroflove asked to see your holiday tablescape. Clarity hosted the Mad Men post-mortem. Take a knee, and check out BizMonkee’s political links. Mean Ol Liberal wrote an excellent post about DiModica’s Charging Bull sculpture. Lauren provided analysis of the Game of Thrones season premiere. Jarrod’s blind items are here. Ornery Babe took one for the team and recapped the three hour long, very special (read: not at all special) episode of “Celebrity” Apprentice. Lauren wrote about some Manhattan morons who think their right to takeout is sacrosanct. Idiots. In the OT: Lucky spurred several discussions about where you were and what you were doing in 1996, and Spiggy Darling gave Rowen some dating and rejection advice.
Tuesday
Homoviper recapped RuPaul’s Drag Race. MonkeyBiz waved his new, improved sausage in the wind, and Jarrod linked you to some juicy blind items. Lauren explained how Chevy Chase is fucking everything up for Community and later gave you a Hollywood Caller.
Wednesday
Dorothy Barker wrote an excellent post about Damien Hirst. Dancing_Queen asked what your relationship dealbreakers are. That’s a dealbreaker, ladies! TS reported on corruption in the Canadian government. Lauren reported on the size of Keith Olbermann’s ego. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Jarrod’s blind items are here. Clarity told you about a stoopid would-be bank robber, and Lauren turned out another Hollywood Caller.
Thursday
BadKarma asked what you’re missing. Alluson told you about Steve King’s lies–too much pink slime for the congressman. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Tchotchke reported on the death of Jim Marshall, and Jarrod fed your insatiable appetite for gossip with these blind items.
Friday
MonkeyBiz shared these political links. Rowen recapped the final chapter of Saturday Night Sleazer, and Lauren told you about the bullshit defense George Zimmerman’s legal team plans to use. Dürer’s Rhino ended your week with another stunning Ten Photos post.
COW
Though you never quite reached Thunderdome levels of histrionics and butthurt, there was some…spirited arguing and accusation flinging in the middle of the week. The first wave happened Tuesday, but EN wanted stirred shit for breakfast on Wednesday so the conflict continued. Then Mean_Ol_Liberal laid it down for you, and betches, you damn well better pick it up. I give you your Comment of the Week.
Well done, MOL.
Until next week, munchkins.
xx
G
