Sarah Palin the queen of infuriating coy wordplay wanted to wring out the announcement of who she voted for in last night’s Alaska caucus until the very last dregs of relevancy could be gleaned. Which means until everyone interested, Fox News, CNN, practically threw up their hands and said, “Look, tell us, or we’re shutting off your mic.” Continue reading
If you’ve spent a lot of time drinking, you know that you sometimes succumb to the craving for terrible food. (OMG guys, we HAVE to go through the Jack in the Box drive-thru and get funnel cakes!)
Every region has their own special variation on late-night drunk food. Sure, there are things that are pretty consistent (and terrible) across the country (have you ever been in a Denny’s at 3:00 am?) But there are also foods that are really indicative of a neighborhood. Continue reading
The fallout from Rush Limbaugh’s heinously indefensible, disgusting, and all out creepy in a restraining order way comments regarding Sandra Fluke is growing astronomically and showing little sign of slowing down. HA! That’s what you get, you blubberous piece of roadside cow dung! According to The Atlantic Wire‘s count, old Rushie, shitmouth, is up to 48 advertiser withdrawals from his stupid, obscene, ridiculous, racist, sexist, Republican ear-crack of a radio show, including such big names as Sears, Kmart, Geico, Netflix, Capital One, and NBA team, the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Whatever will poor Rush do? One advertiser has the answer. Continue reading
There once was a great American thinker who pondered: is it fish or chicken? This great thinker is about to spawn and her father must have figured, what better time for a blatant [image in link and below may not be SFW] fame-grab than now?
Hey, remember when we used to post pics of beautiful people to help us through the worst day of the week? How about we revisit that long-passed tradition? It’s been a good while since we’ve done it, so everybody ought to have plenty of pent up passion pictures that need to be shared. Continue reading
The sausage is back after a brief hiatus due to Mass Effect 3. Continue reading
To mark the Blu-ray release of Nine 1/2 Weeks, Flavorwire did a great post about films that approach eroticism in an unconventional way. Head over there to check out the ten films in their list. Then hit the jump to read my pick and give yours. Slightly NSFW image ahead. Continue reading
Your friends want to take a week-long vacation to somewhere warm, with a beach and sand and drinks with frilly umbrellas.
You tell your friends that the trip sounds like fun, and then you think, oh, that means getting on a plane. Suddenly you remember you agreed to take care of Aunt Greta’s Weimariner that week, and you tell your friends, so sorry, you can’t go.
Crasstonians, do you get on a commercial flight, even though the very idea fills you with dread? Do you board the plane, plop yourself down and get your drink on while you hit on the stranger sharing your armrest? Or do you prefer to travel by car or bus or train rather than ascending to the troposphere? Continue reading
Hello, Wednesday. Is everybody okay? That was…different, wasn’t it? Continue reading
