ABC needs to come up with another idea, CBS is king of night humping; Jonah Hill puts his funny behind him; Dish fires Don Draper; Showtime and TNT keep their roster intact; Machete Kills gets a new star; and crazy people be crazy. Continue reading
Movies
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I love movies. More importantly, I love seeing movies before almost everyone else. Certain movies will get me to the theater at midnight, so I figured I’d see them first and write a review the next day so you can get a real review from someone that isn’t a Hollywood hack.
In this installment… The Avengers. There will be spoilers. Continue reading
Horrible filmmaker to set the high seas on fire; vampires are still a thing on the CW; Joseph Gordon-Levitt to take control of his own projects; Robert Pattinson to hide his sparkling chest in a new movie; and Lifetime does biopics now too. Continue reading
NBC has a plan to keep you riveted to your seat after the London Olympics; Naomi Campbell to give us all nightmares…maybe; the Two and a Half People Show to continue chugging along; HBO wins some, loses some. Continue reading
SyFy unleashes a whole new list of non megapython things; Kardashians to never go away…ever, never, ever; Bill Maher to keep on “new ruling” his audience; Mel Gibson makes a very un-shocking move. Continue reading
Lohan to probably wear Cleopatra headdress at some point; Sean Penn steps further away from Jeff Spicoli; Will Ferrell will fight your news team with one hand tied behind his back; Should The Office offer NBC a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate); Jennifer Lawrence will remain your “It” girl as long as she can; Franco has deep thoughts. Continue reading
Oh, hot, throbbing, muscle cakes. The Channing Tatum Mouth Garbling-Stripper-Chest Nipple-Steak-And-Ab-Sweat-Lick-Moat movie trailer is here! Are you excited? Should you be excited? Well, that depends. How much do you care about Channing’s climb from stripper to what, a furniture maker? Uh, an inexplicable Hollywood star? Er, uh, a walking, gyrating, pot roast of sex dimples and cake frosted ass cheeks? Continue reading
Fox News continues to promote monsters; ABC perhaps doesn’t dole out their suck fairly; the star from Sparta arises; TLC needs a padded room; old grumpy dudes get hangovers; Netflix causes hilarious meltdowns in entertainment; Ryan Seacrest reflects on Dick Clark; Kimye is not Beyonce or something like that. Continue reading
Franco still has something to say, apparently; SNL believes in robots; Vince Vaughn just woke up from a nap; AMC knows what you like; and Tom Cruise wants to fight in the future or on his home planet, six of one. Continue reading
There is no worse cinematography trend, or crutch, or just all around ridiculous thing than the stupid, nauseating, uninteresting, overt mound of puke suck, than the interminable shaky-cam. It is a claustrophobic bit of migraine-inducing, vomit-plunging hackmanship that I just can’t abide by anymore. Continue reading