The Walking Dead is currently living up to be just what we wanted from a television show that began strong as an almost segmented feature film. Nevermind that little deviation we took last season onto the farm-of-existential delirium, this season is all about the visceral nature of survival and the ability to make decisions for the greater good, and for the greater gore. Continue reading
We won’t judge you by what you consider your new favorite show…much. Continue reading
Conan to mumble through another movie starring the king of Conan movie mumbling; ABC to keep making you talk about elections; TNT gets another fast-talking lady; with the revitalization of surfing movies we’ll be hanging ten for forever; Tyler Perry will make more movies. Sigh. Continue reading
Well, we’re getting down to the wire kids, and we’ll say it’s time to throw everything at the wall to see what will stick. And what better way to do that than with Tumblr and Instagram. Continue reading
Right now Gawker has a post up about a 15-year-old Staten Island girl who committed suicide after essentially being slut-shamed by her high school football team. As is becoming the macabre norm, the young girl took to Twitter leaving hints of her state of mind before carrying out the act two days later. “I cant, im done, I give up,” she said. What is going on? And why does it seem like “bullying” has taken on a whole new genesis in the last two decades? Continue reading
Officer Tommy Hanson wants you to open your mind for a thing like Inception; we found Zach Braff! He wasn’t lost in the dark dungeon of ABC Family; The Biebs to talk to The Oprah; Charlize to sell television a real battle axe; Hoo-hah! That is how you call Al Pacino, right? Continue reading
Oh, remember a couple months ago when reigning Worst Person in the World, Bill O’Reilly, said an outrageous thing about DNC speaker, Sandra Fluke? And he made us all bubble up with loathing and face-igniting rage? Well, his mate in abominable-person hell has spoken up and challenged him for the position of soul-sucking, earth-destroying bringer of cosmic doom from the sheer amount of detestable, turgid shit-spew they’ve launched into the world. Why, hello, Ann Coulter. Have a seat. Continue reading
Well, it looks like Tony is plagued by some sort of superhero complex. One that conjures nightmares and an unfathomable foreboding. Well, one could say that’s because he has a habit of pissing off the bad guys, and that could make it a little tough at all those villain UN meetings, eh? Is our normally jovial, cocksure crime fighter suddenly feeling a little unsure of himself and his abilities? That’s the premise to Marvel’s latest offering. Tony Stark, a man conflicted. Continue reading
Haha. Made you look. That’s really what this video auteur should have said once this damnable thing started rolling. Titled “How To Pick Up A Girl,” it’s both a literal example of doing so, with the added benefit of “How to Potato Sack Throw A Girl” as an added bonus. Oh, joy. What fun we can all have on the interwebz. Continue reading
Nothing is ever easy for the old Grimes Group. If they’re not hacking off some old dude’s leg, they’ve got to explain to a bunch of convicts that the world has gone to hell. Such is the price of creating Escape From Alcatraz in reverse. Continue reading