Daily Archives: July 20, 2012

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17 Crazy and Creative Ways to Ask for a Date

When I first ran across this handy guide by Barbara Seegmiller in a used bookstore a year ago, I fell in love with its kooky vintage greatness, for it is certainly creative and fun-loving and by following its rules you’ll definitely get…results. Published in 1986 with help from the English Department of Brigham Young University, it features a stern lecture from the then Associate Dean of BYU on the pitfalls of boredom in youth and boy does it deliver.

Packed with over 300 suggestions by the young in Seegmiller’s community on how to win over that special someone, CWtAfaD undulates wildly between the endearingly corny bad puns/clean cut fun of the ‘80s (i.e. “Give the person a pillow and with a note that says ‘Jane, I’d like you to go to the ___ with me. SLEEP ON IT, and then let me know!’”) and the clinically insane. Continue reading

Skinny COW


Your fair Glinda has a busy weekend ahead so she’s getting your COW to you early, but it doesn’t much matter since she barely received any nominations. You people. Try harder, fuckos. If you’d like to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week, email screenshots: crasstalkcow at gmail. Always remember to say what post or OT your nominations come from! Okay, on with the drudgery. Continue reading