Yeah bitches, I’m back. Let’s stroll back to the time of the ancestors and do some old-school college radio. All praises to Raptor Jesus for that first REM record. Bots and Bens, video #3 is for you. Continue reading
Daily Archives: November 4, 2011
11 posts
I’m pretty sure this food product greases the wheels of the devil. It is a horror show covered in barbeque sauce. It is literally the decayed pork meat body of your nightmares and millions of people love it. This is why we have terrorism. Guess what everyone?! Now this rank, porcine gristle coaster and its legions of lunatic fans have something else to be concerned about.
Despite my obvious conservative leanings, I support the idea of moving your money out of the big banks. My reasons for supporting this has more to do with the fact that Americans need to support their local businesses now more than ever. The ‘too big to fail’ idea has taken this country down a slippery slope.
A non-profit campaign called Move Your Money makes it extremely easy to find a local bank or credit union to put those hard-earned dollars. Funny enough, by moving your money you will not only be sending a message to the big banks and those in government who support them, but you will actually incur less fees and get better customer service, according to JD Power and Associates. Who knew that being a capitalist could stick it to the big companies? Continue reading
Admittedly, Crasstalkers, I’m cheating a little bit, and writing this up on a Thursday night. Hey, a witch has to hold down a job to, you know.
The sad side-effect of this is that I’m watching Rachel Maddow right now, wondering how someone who has as much money and notoriety as Michael Moore can’t get himself a decent friggin’ haircut. Seriously, it’s like a rat’s nest that got hit by a tornado and then put through the spin cycle. Ugh.
Since our children don’t have enough to worry about, Michigan’s Republican led House has passed what some consider a “pro bullying” bill. Yes, kids, you heard me correctly. Not only does the bill neglect LGBT rights but…..
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Where were you when you heard gestational zygote, Justin Bieber, may have tinkled his genetic material into the lady-haven of some random fan while shouting profanity and mashing hangy-bits in the Taj Mahal of bathrooms at the Staples Center in LA — thusly impregnating her with — I dunno Hubba Bubba gum and an embryo? Bieber fans called Bieliebers, like that movie about voodoo zombies and witchcraft, have taken to Twitter to unleash hell on Bieber’s Potential Baby Mama, Mariah Yeater.
Guess what today is? Lunchtime poll. What do you mean, “What’s the question?” Weren’t you there in class when I thought of it? Continue reading
Any Sci-fi fan or Systems Administrator will tell you: Zombies are bad for business. This holds true whether your managing a theme park, a mission critical webserver, or especially the ecology of the human body. Zombie processes on a webserver are ones that are supposed to terminate but instead they hang around eating up resources and wasting processor time. The same is true in the human body. “Zombie cells” are no longer able to divide like normal cells. Instead they hang around releasing toxins and presumably making one crave human flesh and to start talking with a lisp. I may have made up that last part. Continue reading
The oldest Roman Catholic newspaper in the United States has retracted an opinion column suggesting the devil may be responsible for gay attraction.
The column, which appeared Friday in the Archdiocese of Boston’s official newspaper, The Pilot, was titled “Some fundamental questions on same-sex attraction.” It was written by Daniel Avila, an associate director for policy and research for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.
In the column, Avila says “the scientific evidence of how same-sex attraction most likely may be created provides a credible basis for a spiritual explanation that indicts the devil.” Continue reading
Good Morning Crasstalk. Here are your headlines. Continue reading