Daily Archives: June 9, 2011

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Support Your Right to Go Topless in New York State

It is a fact of law that it is legal for both men and women to wander around any part of the State of New York without a top of any kind, provided they are not doing so for commercial gain.  Yesterday the Village Voice reported (SFW) on a freedom loving lady minding her own business in the Bowery.  Good for you freedom lady!  Now get out there and support your freedom by foregoing any support.  Comment.

Recall Round-Up! Or: Ham Salad is Just Gross Anyway

Hey! Do you want to avoid Salmonella and all other manner of stomach mites that may make you very close personal friends with a toilet bowl until you want to die? Okay, then. Read this list of things that have recently been recalled because of their epic disgustingness, or propensity for cutting off a finger.

Yes, you, put down that vending machine ham salad sandwich and read this.

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Sexsomnia Is the Most Awesome Sleep Disorder Ever

Husbands all around the world just suddenly found something interesting about those sweat pants you sleep in. The possibility that you’ll take them off and want to have sex while you sleep! No? You don’t think so? How do you know? According to researchers, Sexsomnia can affect anyone.  Do you know for sure that you aren’t afflicted with possibly the best sleep disorder ever? People! If your nocturnal emissions are uh, no longer a one person activity, have no fear.  You’re not alone. Other people are boning in their sleep too.

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