Now, I’m sure the love of my two favorite people in all the world, the ridiculous bubble-speaking, national monument crashing, patriotism-blathering, hair monster, Sarah Palin, and her partner in a Bellevue Psych-ward, racist, slavery endorser, homosexuality-fixer, Crazy-Eyes-McGee, Michele Bachmann, is pretty evident, wouldn’t you say? Continue reading
Somewhere in Iowa, likely in an cluster of temporary offices that once housed a Circuit City, Mitt Romney’s staffers are no doubt breathing a little easier today. Elsewhere, in his underground lair, Roger Ailes’ nightly glass of immigrant tears probably tastes just a little cleaner this evening.
That’s because Mike Huckabee announced on his show Saturday night that he will not seek the 2012 Republican nomination. Continue reading
In an interview with the BBC out yesterday, the former half-term Governor of Alaska, failed Vice Presidential Candidate and mother of the most embarrassing Dancing With The Stars contestant ever, remarked that the rumor that she did not know Africa was a continent (and not a country) was a fabrication by “jerk” staffers.
Next, she’ll be suing Tina Fey for impersonating her during the infamous Katie Couric interview.
Sarah, wouldn’t it be simpler to just read a book once in a while?
Link: BBC.