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Yeah, it’s happened to just about every man. You’re sitting around watching some modern television show like Men of a Certain Age (or something else where feelings are displayed) and you think, “I really hope I don’t act like that.”
But we both know you do. And you know what? Your friends do too. Our whole fucking country does. Continue reading
It was a night full of wobbles and bobbles, and Katie Holmes’ emaciated arms! Are you excited? This is very nearly it. The end. Is it anybody’s game, or is there a clear frontrunner?
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I’m a little pressed for time today my little dance monkeys so we’re going to zoom through this recap like a fifteen turn pirouette. Ready?
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It’s All-Star night and we’re excited. We fully expect the dancing to hit all the right high notes now that we’re down to the top ten. It just better deliver because if not, just what the hell will be on the tour? Pretty much nothing in the last few episodes has been worthy. The lackluster-a-tude this season has been a bit shocking. So let’s hope the All-Stars know how to turn it up a few notches.
Who set the stage ablaze?
We’re whittling down those numbers in quick fashion. These kids had better bring their A-games or they will be cut, cut, cut. Last night the top ten were announced, the All-Stars are coming, and if you don’t understand the power of hotpants then, well, there’s not much we can do to save you.
Last night’s episode was chock full of new newness. New judges, new choreographers…it was a veritable smorgasbord of rookies. Did we like everything? No. Does this show need a jolt from a fresh can of dance sauce every now and again? Yes. But perhaps not all in one show.
Let’s see what I mean.
Well, this latest installment was exhausting AND full of sexual harassment. What has gotten into these people? There were wanton kisses and buckness sightings–a real circus. We’d like to never see Nigel and Mary making out again. No, not ever. That was awful. Aside from all the tongue swabbing, there’s a lot of dancing to discuss.
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We’d like to think that there’s no “Wayward Home for Abandoned Dancers” but if there ever had to be one, it quite possibly may be the Hollywood home of a movie icon. There at the WHFAD you’d receive three square meals, tutoring in a private ballroom, and stretch limo chauffeur service with your own personal driver, among other activities. Be sure to read the fine print, kids. Don’t you want to sponsor an Abandoned Dancer today? Call 1-800-REAL-LIFE-HANSEL-GRETEL
Wadi and five others are on the phone lines now. Please call.
It’s time for our first week of eliminations. Which performances weren’t quite up to snuff? This is going to be a hard decision since this year’s crop of dancers are some of the best we’ve seen. And this week, while some of the performances were a bit lukewarm, the talent of the dancers undoubtedly showed underneath.
We can already tell this season’s results shows will be painful. So let’s get started shall we? Bring the pain.
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