Start spreadin’ the news. You’re leavin’ today. Continue reading
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Apparently the French have decided to wage war on PR reps and Kate Middleton’s boobs. All in a day’s work, eh? Haha? Well, okay that would be ascribing to a petty stereotype about the French being self-involved, ego-maniacal, loo-loo birds who go around slapping people, smoking cigarettes out of filters and reveling in the occasional bit of co-opted nudity. Er, okay. Most of that happened this week. Continue reading
As a young girl, Louis Vuitton with your mother on a sandy lawn. Continue reading
Watch the above video and tell me with a straight face that Dina Lohan is sober. No, you can’t. Continue reading
It’s honest. I’m ticking those boxes, make out like Speedy Gonzales. Continue reading
You’re living in your own private Idaho. On the ground, like a wild potato. Continue reading
Nowhere. Yeah, we’re goin’ nowhere fast. Continue reading
Say you will. Say you won’t. Say you’ll do what I don’t. Continue reading
Oscar-winning director of corpulent, affected movie yarn, Crash, and former member of Scientology, Paul Haggis, supports Vanity Fair‘s bombshell story about the Scientology audition process that was set to find Tom Cruise a wife. Continue reading
Situations are critical. Continue reading