Blind Items

As a young girl, Louis Vuitton with your mother on a sandy lawn.

1) “She has been drinking a lot lately. When she does, she lets out her real feelings about her marriage being a mistake. At a recent party, she began shouting loudly, “I should’ve nevergotten married! F*ck him! F*ck you Mom and Dad! F*ck everybody!”

One of the reasons her marriage failed was because she felt cheated. She thought she was marrying a bad boy, but her ex actually turned out to be surprisingly straight-laced. She wanted someone genuinely wild. So, while she was still married, she started asking friends to find her someone who was a real “bad boy”.

That is how she wound up with her current beau. He has a bad reputation, and she didn’t even wait until the marriage was over before making a move on him. She actually started emailing and talking to him weeks before the marriage ended. (Her ex is completely in the dark about this). She is really falling for him, and she loves the fact that he is up for anything – anything – that is dirty or k*nky.” [Blind Gossip]

2) “MediaTakeout.com just got wind of a BLOCKBUSTER news story that’s about to break. We spoke with a person in the know who tells us that one of the BIGGEST BLACK MALE CELEBS has been BEATING UP his celebrity girlfriend.

And according to the snitch, the ISH is about to hit the fan. You see, the celeb GF is in the midst of a NASTY LAWSUIT – and all of the details of his threats and physical abuse is gonna be dragged out – and she’ll no longer be able to protect him.

We’re keeping this as a blind item because we REALLY LIKE DUDE, and we liked the two of them as a couple. But TRUST . . . this is gonna be the biggest story in the entertainment world in a few days.” [MediaTakeOut]

3) “Bitter started out as the star of this television show, but her holier-than-thou attitude has become tiresome, and her attacks on another cast member are going to backfire on her. The other cast member, who has been surprisingly restrained so far, is threatening to reveal Bitter’s marital crisis and financial woes. We don’t know who Bitter will turn to for support when that happens, as she doesn’t seem to have any friends in real life. Too bad, because she is going to need a shoulder to cry on when she gets the boot from the show. Actually, we wish the producers would simply clean house on this show and start over with a new cast.” [Blind Gossip]

4) “Which former A-list actress embarrassed her B-list actor hubby when she got drunk and flirted with President Obama during a fundraiser? The blonde 50-something star was so tipsy that she actually planned to sing a rendition of Marilyn Monroe’s sultry “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” but her fuming husband threatened to dump her on the spot if she dared!” [National Enquirer]

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