I love it when television gives me an excuse to drink and be catty. Come on in! You know you love that too.
Cunning_Linguist
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It’s time for our weekly ritual of drinking by ourselves and pretending it’s OK because we’re totally, like, talking to people on the Internet about things! (Hahahaha weekly.) Tonight’s episode of Project Runway All Stars will have the inestimable Miss Piggy as a guest judge. Is it gimmicky? Sure. Does that mean it’s going to suck? Not necessarily! Look at how fashionable the U.S.’s greatest pig looks in this Prada gown (though I really think she could do without that hat)!
Welcome to tonight’s Project Runway All Stars liveblog! Grab your drink. Settle into that butt-shaped dent in your couch. Sharpen your tongue. Shit is ’bout to get real–real fashiony.
Oh Em Gee, guys! It is the Project Runway we’ve always fantasized about–the season that includes the likes of Mondo, Miss Sugarbaker, Adonis Rami, Austin Scarlett, and Our Lady of Rosettes, Kara Janx. Talent and crazy bananas! What more could we ask for? (Aside from Tim Gunn and Andrae, obviously.)
Mix your cocktails, pop open that wine (or, if you’re like me, pop out the little cardboard square of your cheapy-cheap boxed wine), and join us for a bad attitude liveblog.
Prepare your Haterade before the show starts by checking out the contestants. I personally hope everybody loses when Mondo comes back for a surprise victory. (Shut up, let me keep my fantasy alive.)
Good morning, darlings! Today I’m thinking about science and technology. Namely, how right they were about combining your telephone with a piano and movie player. Brilliant!
During a stand-up routine in Nashville on June 3rd, Tracy Morgan went off on a homophobic tirade, much to the chagrin of pro-LGBT 30 Rock fans around the world. (Basically all of the smart, beautiful, and awesome people.) Damn Tracy, damn. Couldn’t you just flirt and send pictures of your junk to random ladies on Twitter? That I could forgive. Homophobia in this day and age is just plain ol’ stupid. Everyone who’s anyone knows that. Continue reading
Good evening, my darling little ponies. I hope you have a sexy person like the dude above to…err….well…take you out for a nice stroll on the beach. (Excellent save, CL!)
In honor of Prince Philip’s upcoming 90th birthday, The Independent has compiled a list of ninety gaffes made by Queen Elizabeth II’s husband. Casual racism or clever witticisms? I’ll let you decide.