Well, Crassers, we’re whittling down the sewtestants. We saw Raoul come back and get booted again, and we saw Elena begin to lose her marbles in the weirdest way. Anyway, what’s up tonight? Apparently, the designers have to “create new looks for women who have just gotten new hairstyles.” Actually, this is the “real woman challenge,” so we’re going to be treated to many comments about how awful it is to design for women who aren’t a size 0. Join us in the comments as we snark and drink and snark some more!
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Daily Archives: August 23, 2012
9 posts
Hello you beautiful people. Today were are broaching a difficult topic – when to toss your makeup. Yes, that turquoise eye shadow that you wore that one night because it matched that one outfit and man did you look hot FIVE YEARS AGO probably needs to go. The good news is, I am here for you. Hopefully, my story will give you the courage you need to get real with your makeup inventory. Continue reading
Oh, technology. There’s so much of it to go around. Our smartphones are practically on their way to being able to launch missiles. (No one tell us if smartphones can already launch missiles.) So why can’t we use them to launch an impromptu date? Well, you certainly can, silly. You can order up a date much like a pizza. Didn’t know that did you? Well, now you do. Mobile dating. The first step in securing a random hookup based on such aesthetics as appearance and liking the same coffee house — or in short — an “orchestrated serendipitous but not really meeting.” Yay? Continue reading
During a discussion about a potential tax increase in Lubbock County, Texas, Judge Tom Head explained that such an increase was necessary to plan for various emergency contingencies. Among those possible scenarios, Judge Head suggested the county needed to prepare for reelection of President Obama. He explains, “He’s going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN, and what is going to happen when that happens?” After you clean the coffee from your screen, feel free to read that last sentence again. The President, the United Nations and presumably, the New World Order are coming for the good citizens of Lubbock County and one man aims to stop it, Lexington/Concord style. Continue reading
Jackie Curtiss and the Generational Divide, Michael D. Higgins vs. Michael Graham, The Big Lie, Brown Vs. Savage, Paul Ryan’s Ayn Rand cosplay, the ferret in the dishwasher, Mitt’s Medicare Time Bomb, McCaskill leads by 10, Twentysomethings skipping cars and houses, and Oxy Addicts in WV and the War on Drugs. Continue reading
Do you feel oppressed by affluent, white males? Are you struggling to fit in with your peers? If so, you may want to start binge drinking in order to boost your social status and satisfaction.
A new study is out which examined levels of alcohol consumption and the relationship with social satisfaction in selective Northeastern liberal arts colleges. Some interesting results were found. Binge drinking is defined as 4 or more drinks for a female and 5 or more drinks for a male. Sounds like a typical Tuesday Friday night right? Continue reading
“Ma, I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?
“Bad news, let’s get it over with.”
“I’m failing all of my classes.”
“So what’s the good news?”
“I joined the Army.”
There are plenty of times in your life when there’s a fork in the road and you wonder “would would have happened if I went the other way?” I often wonder what my life would be like if I stayed in San Antonio for college instead of moving to New Orleans. I think I’d have continued to work in retail, continued living with my parents and generally, would not have learned how to exist on my own. Continue reading
Have a great Thursday. Don’t forget that if you find a nugget of information that would make for a good post, it doesn’t have to be lengthy. Contact one of the admins for an author account. Continue reading