“Ma, I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?
“Bad news, let’s get it over with.”
“I’m failing all of my classes.”
“So what’s the good news?”
“I joined the Army.”
“Ma, I have good news and bad news, which do you want first?
“Bad news, let’s get it over with.”
“I’m failing all of my classes.”
“So what’s the good news?”
“I joined the Army.”