Today is America’s greatest day of the year. This year’s game pits the New York Giants against the New England Patriots. It should be a good game, with plenty of opportunities for trash talk. For a summary of the contest please see Ross’ excellent preview or Marty’s hater’s guide. Continue reading
Another installment in our series on abandoned places in the world. Continue reading
You spent a lot of money on your big fancy TV, so you should have the best possible viewing experience while watching the Super Bowl. Here is how to watch in style. Continue reading
Nevada has spoken! The mutant uranium-miners, opium whores, neon salesman and moisture farmers of The Radioactive State chose Willard “10k” Romney over space-beast Newt Gingrich, bedraggled has-been Dick Santorum, and undead specter Ron Paul.
Fresh from a smack-down by Romney’s magnificent wallet in the Florida GOP primary, the candidates made their way to Nevada, the seedy, alternate-universe Utah that was the site of the next ridiculous clown rodeo caucus. Here, on the uranium-poisoned sands once trod by Mo Green and Fredo Corleone, the candidates hoped to, well, not get smacked by Romney’s wallet again. This was really a vain hope, since Romney’s wallet, like the buffet at Stinky Pete’s Bordello and Casino, is bottomless. Romney ended up clubbing them all over the head and left them bleeding in the sand like extras in “Spartacus.” Continue reading
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