Happy Friday, Crasstalkers! Here’s your weekly PSA once again. Pay very close attention, Buick. Sound out each word. If you’d like to nominate a comment or comments for Comment of the Week (COW), please take a screenshot and send it to your gworl: crasstalkcow at gmail. If it’s multiple comments, it’s okay to just screenshot the first couple, but — say it with me now — always remember to tell me what post or OT the comment(s) came from! Okay, do we all feel refreshed? Like we just douched with lemon juice and broken glass? Yeah. Hit the jump for my recap of the week’s posts and your Comment of the Week.
Remains of the Day
Jarrod’s blind items are here. BadKarma asked to see your pulpy side in PhotoPhriday, and Bots shared a Psychemagik mix in the Friday Night DJ Party.
Saturday
Boredcoworker asked if affairs are always fatal. Printersanonymous recapped another Shahs of Sunset.
Sunday
Launie K. shared a recipe for Chinese five spice chicken salad with horseradish vinaigrette. LaZiguezon led you through Five Abandoned Places, and GI ripped some new assholes.
Monday
GI urged you to enter the first evar Crasstalk Video Contest. Did you enter or do I have to break your kneecaps? LaZig filled your ear caves with French sounds. Cunning_Linguist showed you the five best telenovela faces from Sunday’s True Blood. HereSheIsBoys wondered why you’re such a catty harridan. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Homoviper counted down the five best guest stars from 30 Rock. Lauren warned that your Olive Garden dining experience would never be the same. Jarrod’s blind items are here. Meanwhile in the OT, one of you shared some exciting news:
Tuesday
Momof3 stirred some shet with these immigration-themed political cartoons. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Furiouslyred showed you that NYT commenters aren’t much better than commenters anywhere. Lucky told you about some gay Oreos which enraged braindead bible humpers everywhere.
Lauren told you about a site that’s compiling and publishing all your stupid public social media drippings and later shared the trailer for the new Tyler Perry movie. No, not that one. The other one, where he’s vry srs. Meanwhile, in the OT, one of you wondered if you were reaching the right audience:
Others may have discovered immortality:
Wednesday
Bbqcornnuts asked who you would fine. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Dürer’s Rhino told you about Chuck Norris’s war on the Boy Scouts. Jarrod’s blind items are here. MonkeyBiz told you about some new Android thingers up Google’s sleeve. In the OT, you discussed Crasstalk’s mention in The New York Observer.
Thursday
I can’t. I won’t. Just, whatever. Bots told you about how much Germany hates you for circumcising your behbeh. Lauren provided further evidence that Chuck Norris is a disturbed individual. MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. GI gave you an Open Caption. Lauren shared the funniest Twitter response to CNN’s epic fuckup. Jarrod’s blind items are here. Meanwhile, in the OT, I berated you. Yes, someone actually submitted it as a nomination–I don’t care if he was joking.
Friday
MonkeyBiz’s political links are here. Dürer’s Rhino bounced your brain balls with Ten Photos. Corn asked if you secretly like any chain restaurants. I’m not going to lie, Corn, Oz Burger is delicious.
COW
You did your best to rip one another limb from limb in the health care decision open thread, but regardless of where you stand on the court’s decision, the framing of this story is another matter. Your best comment came not in the aforementioned bloodbath, but in Thursday’s OT. I give you your Comment of the Week.
