Funny but it seems I always wind up in here with you.
1) “The search for a replacement for the costar of this television show has dragged on for months. The producers have finally narrowed it down to three men. They are all in their 30s and 40s. One is a funny actor, one is a professional performer, and one is just a pro. All three are very comfortable on camera and have good chemistry with the current costar.
The really interesting twist is that there is one other last-minute dark-horse entry: the current costar’s ex. He would certainly be ratings-grabber, but we don’t know how much longevity he would have on the show, and the producers really want someone for the long haul.
Out of the running: two gay talkers (both are too busy with other projects), two over-50 contenders (too old), and the current costar’s current SO.” [Blind Gossip]
2) “This Diva’s career is going great, but she’s had her share of struggles in her personal life. Now it looks like she’s getting cold feet with her upcoming wedding. Mogul vs. Mogul! This legendary Mogul says his younger counterpart doesn’t show enough interest in learning the craft that made them so rich. The legend says the other mogul may know business, but falls “B” flat when it comes to learning the craft that fuels it.” [Downfront2]
3) “These two well-known female Scientologists have secretly hooked up. One is married and the other is divorced. They are not overt lesbians, but some nights – when the booze is flowing and the timing is right – they rush into each other’s arms. Who are they?” [National Enquirer]
4) “Can you name the married talk-show icon who is notorious for drunk-dialing his female assistants and producers? The pushy personality is all business on TV, but after a few drinks he turns into an overheated sex hound.” [National Enquirer]
