I have just returned from seeing my beloved husband perform at an open mic. My husband is delightful, and very funny. Not so funny is the woman who chose to talk about how funny a word labia is for five minutes. One takes the good with the bad. And so it is with news.
news roundup
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My fellow Nerdmericans, this week I bring you news of lawsuits that verge on cheating. I bring you news of clothing for cats and superheroes alike. Unfortunately, I also bring you news of the death of a beloved figure and the untimely demise of a career barely started. But put down your Bat’leth, there’s no reason to commit Hegh’bat just yet. I also bring you news of new shows that will numb the pain. All these stories and more in this week’s NERD NEWS ROUNDUP!
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One should never get behind the wheel of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Not even if you’re know for doing generally reckless stuff. Now, let’s learn some other valuable lessons in today’s headlines.
Guten Morgen, everyone. It’s Monday so that means that news has officially started happening again and everyone at work will think you’re a real lush if you’re still talking about that awesome batch of sangria you made on Saturday. Not to worry, though, we’re here to help out with a quick shot of newsy goodness to get you on your way.
Smile, kid! We’re about to take your first mug shot! Continue reading
Let’s see. I got the gays, pot, homeless people, Jesus, and people who like to swallow pencils. It’s news-o-rama!
I want you know I have lived my last moment worth living, having turned into a vegetable after last night’s GOP debate.
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Today is a political junkie’s dream. Continue reading
Death, destruction, Congressional private parts, and Chinese hackers. Continue reading