Tuesday Morning Headlines

I want you know I have lived my last moment worth living, having turned into a vegetable after last night’s GOP debate.
Anyhoo.  
  • Debate O Rama!
  • Hey, Michelle? Maybe the debate isn’t all about you.
  • Maybe all the Republicans bitching about money should be curious about what happend to the 6.6 billion dollars George W. Bush lost in Iraq.
  • I hope the president’s new creation plan works, because I would REALLY REALLY REALLY like a new job.
  • When the President says you’re an asshole, you’re pretty much toast.
  • Let’s hope there aren’t any pictures of Joe Lieberman at risk.
  • The Missouri is rising.
  • I understand it ain’t easy being a farmer, but I also fail to see why, with the high price of food, taxpayers subsidize crops. That era may be coming to an end.
  • …but I like apples!
  • That’s a lotta suitcases.
  • Facebook IPO?
  • A woman suspected of killing five husbands has died.
  • Damn.
  • Sir Paul will play Wrigley Field!

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